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They all make that same noise,....."WAAAAAWK!"

A skinny woman slipping on the ice just squeaks,.......but them big waddle mamas go "WAAAAAWK!"

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Originally Posted by gregintenn
I like it when someone like that says "What are you staring at?" I've yet to come up with the proper answer, but it is obvious they've put in a lot of effort trying to be noticed.


https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2aqe9k/a_teenager_sits_next_to_an_old_man_on_a_bench/


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I think it's because they know that they're going to hit hard,...maybe break a bone. It's serious business when a fat woman slips on the ice,......might involve an ambulance.

Skinny women know that they're going to be able to get back up,....so they just squeak a little.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
A fat woman in spandex britches slipping on the ice. It's the one redeeming feature winter holds for me.

Lol if that don't make ya laugh your dead,or might as well be!

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Guy in front of Walmart giving statement to the city cops. One minute he was crying his eyes out over how much he loved her. The next minute " hell yes I want to press charges against the bitch". The best I could figure out his woman, had beat the hell out of him in the store and left him there. LOL

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narcissistic, self elevated people.


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Me and wife at checkout at Walmart. Guy in front of us in line was quite the freak. Orange hair, tattoos, body piercings, holes in ear lobes and when knows what else. I start talking about him and he’s listening with his back to us. Another freak soon enters Walmart. I tell wife, “ If you thought he’s @#%*ed up, look at that one. Freak in front of us had to turn around and look for himself. He couldn’t believe he could be outdone .I’m still laughing.

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