My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely.
Rodney Dangerfield
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will rogers
It’s queer how out of touch with truth women are. They live in a world of their own, and there has never been anything like it, and never can be. It is too beautiful altogether, and if they were to set it up it would go to pieces before the first sunset. Some confounded fact we men have been living contentedly with ever since the day of creation would start up and knock the whole thing over. – Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness
===================== Boots were made for walking Winds were blowing change Boys fall in the jungle As I Came of Age
May those who love us love us. And if they don’t love us May God turn their hearts. If He doesn’t turn their hearts May He turn their ankles So that we’ll know them by their limping.
“It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.”
― Ronald Reagan
That's another one that was said long before someone made it famous. This can be traced back at least as far as Will Rogers, maybe farther. Kennedy's 'ask not' quote is another one but I can't remember who said it first.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
Sir Winston Churchill to a young lady at an event … "Miss would you go to bed with me for a million pounds? Why, Mr Churchill, I suppose I would! Churchill … How about 10 pounds? Mr. Churchill who do you think I am? Miss, we've already established that. Now we're just negotiating a price!
Dave Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but hollow-points expand on impact.