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Never had a country ham.
I guess they ship them all over hell though.......might have to try one someday.
There is a fancy place over west that makes hams. Helena Valley Ham. Damn thing costs more than a radiator for your feed pickup.
Tried one and couldn't see where the extra money went. Just get a can of spam. Soak it in some of that liquid smoke flavoring for a day Get a grinder of that sea salt ( going fancy here) Cover the entire thing with it. Let it dry for a day. Scrape salt crust off. Enjoy.......... Slight Ham taste with dominant salt flavor and a hint of smoke. Just like the real McCoy..... Lol!!! Perfect! I will send you the rest of the money I would have spent on fancy yuppie country ham.
I am MAGA.
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Renegade is no authority on ham. He eats MREs cold with 3 dirty fingers.
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Got it all fixed up purty. All scraped out, deboned. Left the skin and fat ring on. Will portion it in 3s and 4s slices per bag. Country ham, family breakfast on weekends for the next 4 or 5 weeks. Hocks in bags too. Got a pound of great northerns soaking now for tomorrow. Oh yeah👍 ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/nrFTBVjb/image.jpg) [ur
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Awwwww. Man ... Where is the pic you sent me with the bone and marrow and gawd knows what else. That you scrape off the slices from bubba the butchers band saw blade that aint been cleaned in a month let alone if ever???? Pics or it didnt happen. Lol!!! Show em that special coating stuff  if they dont scrape the slices man!!!! Do it as a public health service message. Lol!!!   just getting started Here's the first few swipes of 'Indian Butter'. I'll save it for you. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/MpD85b7Q/image.jpg) Barfffffffffff..... See what ya all are eating if ya dont clean off sliced schitt nationwide. Remember this the next you are chit chatting with Scully the butcher about getting that special cut and he goes into the backroom to do it...... Gives it to ya all nice and neat packaged after weighing and pricing it for ya!!! Yummmy......... Sheeeit....Looks like the dried up puzzy goop D'Andre gots under his finger nails while making pizzas at CiCi's Why ya gotta shatter a place in my mind I like ta eat at. Gawd....... LOL!!!
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Renegade is no authority on ham. He eats MREs cold with 3 dirty fingers. Oh....... Ok ........ Mr I chow down on raw hamburger from hilltop. Made by dirty Betty and her ultra cared for grinder.... And should I worry about worm cysts in my raw county ham and burger I eat guy. " Hey Sal"!!!! " Whats up monellla" " Dont know man I got a stomach ache"... Dude got a 27ft worm in 28 ft of intestines. LOL!!! Barf......... HAHAHA!!!
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This thread won't be complete until someone brings up hog jowl!
The best food on the planet. You need welding gear to fry it, however.
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Got it all fixed up purty. All scraped out, deboned. Left the skin and fat ring on. Will portion it in 3s and 4s slices per bag. Country ham, family breakfast on weekends for the next 4 or 5 weeks. Hocks in bags too. Got a pound of great northerns soaking now for tomorrow. Oh yeah👍 [ur Schhittt..... You think thats the plan for that. LOL!!! Your 2 midnight to 4am fridge raiders Aka : bottomless pit stomach boys of yours Are gonna be like " Fugging A" "The Country ham suga plum fairy hit da fridge" That schitt is gonna make some nice expensive turds for them 2. And they never will say they ate it all. Lol!!!!
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This thread won't be complete until someone brings up hog jowl!
The best food on the planet. You need welding gear to fry it, however. The old folks used to say that the only part of a hog you couldn't eat was the squeal. Never tried hog jowl, and have no desire to, although it's supposed to be good if done right.
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yall fellers are funnier than any of them comedy shows . please carry on
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I bought a real country ham a few years back from Tennessee. It was coated in salt and let hug to season for a year. I soaked it for a day and changed the water twice, that was still one salty SOB. Those old timers must have liked salt more than me. It was interesting though.
That Spanish ham is great, every bar in spain is lined with pig legs curing.
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
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I bought a real country ham a few years back from Tennessee. It was coated in salt and let hang to season for a year. I soaked it for a day and changed the water twice, that was still one salty SOB. Those old timers must have liked salt more than me. It was interesting though.
That Spanish ham is great, every bar in spain is lined with pig legs curing.
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"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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This thread won't be complete until someone brings up hog jowl!
The best food on the planet. You need welding gear to fry it, however. I feel ya bruh, 💪💪😄👍👍💥 I'm ready for anything No bean is safe ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/QxnCzNXS/image.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/qMgM2f8K/image.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/15TRHWHj/image.jpg)
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yall fellers are funnier than any of them comedy shows . please carry on I'm grinding down and snorting up 3 oxy,s I got from a dude up on New Providence Blvd right now. Hope it aint fentanyl....... On the way home on Riverside Drive I seen a big ole billboard with a new PSA msg about having a Narcan also if your gonna play with drugs( what a fugged up society and fugged up sign to have for everyone to see) So I stopped in Rite Aid and got one . Geuss if ya OD one of your drug buds is supposed ta shove it in your nose and activate it..... If I'm gonna go out from some bad schitt. At least I wanna have fun 1st!!!!!
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7.5 mg is the only way I've been able "cope" and get all this ham shît done today.
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I bought a real country ham a few years back from Tennessee. It was coated in salt and let hang to season for a year. I soaked it for a day and changed the water twice, that was still one salty SOB. Those old timers must have liked salt more than me. It was interesting though.
That Spanish ham is great, every bar in spain is lined with pig legs curing. Their fugging taste buds were fried from the day they was born. "Momma throw some more meat to the baby"
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Y'all see now why I don't venture down there south of the border unless I have to.
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I ever find out what nursin home youre in, I'll bring you some puried jowl and bean paste and a straw
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I ever find out what nursin home youre in, I'll bring you some puried jowl and bean paste and a straw
😄😄 That's what I'm afraid of. My exact location is a closely guarded secret.
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Check out that first piece of jowl I got
It's like an artifact from the Werner Herzog's Cave of t Forgotten Dreams.
Glistens with a thousand years old sodium deposition.
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