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Originally Posted by slumlord
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We don't give each other presents anymore, but the dog just bought her one of them Weather Tech Cup Phone thingies.

I been leaning toward those.

We don't give each other stuff any more either, but she ends up wrapping 2 or 3 things and hands me 'presents' too while doling out the kids' gifts.

So I better have something.

She's been been doing the magnet thingy stuck to the ac vent for her phone. Weathertech might fit the ticket.

Gonna get one for my old man too aka Mr Magoo. He's ditch to ditch looking for his phone while it's ringing in the car.

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soooooooooooo thankful you gave your dad one for sure!!!!


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There was a story that made the rounds here quite a few years ago about the fellow who gave his wife a boob job for Christmas. They were divorced by the next time Christmas rolled around.


Everyone I know that went this route ended the same way.

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A mattress.


ED, go for the Sleep Number Bed. It's one of the best things that I've ever bought.


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by StoneCutter
We don't give each other presents anymore, but the dog just bought her one of them Weather Tech Cup Phone thingies.

I been leaning toward those.

We don't give each other stuff any more either, but she ends up wrapping 2 or 3 things and hands me 'presents' too while doling out the kids' gifts.

So I better have something.

She's been been doing the magnet thingy stuck to the ac vent for her phone. Weathertech might fit the ticket.

Gonna get one for my old man too aka Mr Magoo. He's ditch to ditch looking for his phone while it's ringing in the car.


I ordered the Cup Phone XL. I measured my phone with the Otter Box on it and it's almost too big to fit into the regular Cup Phone.


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Peleton bike???


That's funny right there.


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It's that time again. What are you guys getting your wife for Xmas?

This year we will spend it, just the two of us. No kids or grandkids. Just us.


Think you just made for an exceptional thankful Christmas for them all, save the missus.

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Ok
Realistically......
If Khan/wife continues to tick me off.
Her present will be a donkey punch after spike gets done with her.

Or a Bersa Combat Plus.
Or a Stag Arms Retro Rifle.
If she really gets dumb she might get an AES-10B Romainian RPK.

She is really kinda undecided, but does like being donkey punched....

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I'm ordering her some mens size 12 boots. Pretty sure they won' fit her....


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Last year I got a new Stihl MS250 for the wife..............Best trade I ever made.


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I'm going to get her a sack of balls. Now hear me out, she is a big fan of the SNL Christmas specials so, this year, she is getting a special sack of balls. Chocolate balls, popcorn balls, cheese balls, malted milk balls...


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Get her something she wants, something you heard her mention that she wouldn't expect.


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Originally Posted by CowboyTim
I'm going to get her a sack of balls. Now hear me out, she is a big fan of the SNL Christmas specials so, this year, she is getting a special sack of balls. Chocolate balls, popcorn balls, cheese balls, malted milk balls...


Any salty ones?.....I assume you didn’t go cheap and got the good ones.......Shwetty Brand. 😁


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Last year I got a new Stihl MS250 for the wife..............Best trade I ever made.

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For those of you with kids....or who will be opening presents with kids present....go buy yourself whatever hunting and fishing equipment you want. Wrap them up and put From: Santa on them. She cannot say a thing or she will ruin the Santa deal!

But, uh, you might want to have a blanket lined up for when you sleep on the couch!


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Thanks for the ideas fellas. :-)

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Originally Posted by Berettaman
For those of you with kids....or who will be opening presents with kids present....go buy yourself whatever hunting and fishing equipment you want. Wrap them up and put From: Santa on them. She cannot say a thing or she will ruin the Santa deal!

That's great! laugh

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