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You people are weird. Fireballz posted about his monster last week.... Was it bald?
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"Monsters" were scarier in the old days. I was about 12 and riding my bicycle when I saw an old women in short skirt bent over pulling some weeds. That thing was bigger than a football and looked like Colin Kaepernick.
I just snorted and coffee went out my nose.
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They all shave that thing now.
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This thread does not disappoint.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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A well trimmed landing strip is my preference. No monster muff here but to each their own.
This.
Shaved ain't bad....but that 5 o'clock stubble can remove barnacles from the hull of a ship...🤣
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My wife doesn't have a hairy monster so im great with just a landing strip or bald. Either way is just fine for me.
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I recall the music video she made aboard a BB. Sailors cheering and going wild. Always thought they were ordered to do so. I wouldn't have touched that coming off a WESTPAC with no shore leave.
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Shaved is good, hairy is better
How a bout trimmed...fing wille nelson aint doing it for me
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Shaved is good, hairy is better
How a bout trimmed...fing wille nelson aint doing it for me
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Wild and woolly... sure. Trimmed..... oh, yeah. Waxed.... sure. Shaved....... nah, not into stubble. That redefines "bumping uglies".
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It's like kissing Abraham Lincoln
I'll take your word for it.
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She has a website, send an e-mail, you might get a reply!
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At her age probably looks like Bin Laden with a rotten tomato in his mouth.
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Had a guy in my barracks in FT Hood, TX that was dating a girl and would have her spend the night in his room. She had a habit of walking past his room mates in the nude on her way to the bathroom, she quickly earned the nickname "Teen wolf"
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Dont care.
Shaved or Au natural or landing strip or helipad
Seen em all...
Married her Penobscot halfbreed doppleganger, only about a foot shorter.
AKA Khan....
Gawd damm you Cher and my early 70,s crush on you.
And to top it off Cher is of Armenian lineage....
VIDEO
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No more love for Cher???? Btt Lol!!
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One more facelift and her breath will smell like tuna.
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