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This is exactly why I left the Campfire.
And Sharpnel, and hole bunch of other really good outsdoorsmen. I'd like to apologize to you and all the others for my behavior on here. I'm just a lonesome 'ol cowpoke who don't smoke dope and has to get drunk and start internet fights with folks for my jollies. Anybody got a Lucky and some Absinthe? I got my azz bit by a German Shepherd one night after way too much home made absinthe. Fugkin dog had NO sense of humor.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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75mph cruise control....
Yeah right!
In my house drinking beer. Pushin snow here buddy! making room for what they allege is cumming tomorrow eve According to the snow forecast you appeared to be in the bullseye of this one! Only an inch here(that's what she said....ayyyyy cuzzin'....).
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Wild Turkey and White Claw must be the secret to getting your wife to plow the driveway.
I will admit to drinking Coors Light. But draw the line with Claws. Ain't happening. (only as a last resort...) But apparently chicks love 'em. Find empty cans all over the lawn.
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This is exactly why I left the Campfire.
And Sharpnel, and hole bunch of other really good outsdoorsmen. I'd like to apologize to you and all the others for my behavior on here. I'm just a lonesome 'ol cowpoke who don't smoke dope and has to get drunk and start internet fights with folks for my jollies. Anybody got a Lucky and some Absinthe? I got my azz bit by a German Shepherd one night after way too much home made absinthe. Fugkin dog had NO sense of humor. The dog was just watching out for you. Absinthe could just lobotomize you.
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“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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I cannot drink and run the snowblower, I can drink and plow with the sidexside.... what is a white claw?
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Campfire Ranger
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Wild Turkey and White Claw must be the secret to getting your wife to plow the driveway.
I will admit to drinking Coors Light. But draw the line with Claws. Ain't happening. (only as a last resort...) But apparently chicks love 'em. Find empty cans all over the lawn. Bitch Pop....
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Campfire Kahuna
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I cannot drink and run the snowblower, I can drink and plow with the sidexside.... what is a white claw? Evidently some kinda weird Injun drink. I am clueless about this too, then again, I'm a tea totler.
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You avoid the law, if you drink the claw...
Ain't my gig.
I'm straight up Schlitz and Schwartzhog; full frontal.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I cannot drink and run the snowblower, I can drink and plow with the sidexside.... what is a white claw? Evidently some kinda weird Injun drink. I am clueless about this too, then again, I'm a tea totler. See above.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Can you buy Absinthe, or do you have a stash of wormwood?
Travis you really missed us....
you like us.....
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Buttchugging absinthe would be on another level.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Just a question, why do some of the face icons are off when the member logged in?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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thats bridget the midget and she don't look good without the makeup. ![[Linked Image from thehooksite.com]](https://thehooksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screenshot-2019-10-23-at-10.42.27.png) Get back with us when it has makeup.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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She work at Valvoline Express during the day? Looka them fingers
That’s a dude
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Wild Turkey and White Claw must be the secret to getting your wife to plow the driveway.
I will admit to drinking Coors Light. But draw the line with Claws. Ain't happening. (only as a last resort...) But apparently chicks love 'em. Find empty cans all over the lawn. I knew I was openin the door with the White Claw confession.
MAGA
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Hey Gruff did you get that skid steer you were talkin about?
I got a sidexside with a plow and man that thing is great compared to my snowblower...
I wish. Wife got treated to a new pickup. Twixt that and new horses/colts/fillies I'm tapped out. Instead I have a welded up 40 year old truck plow on a 60 year old tractor that when combined with a belly full of Wild Turkey and White Claw has been good enough!  I'd consider letting some Texans suck my cock for the coin for a skid steer, but I ain't quite there yet. Wild Turkey and White Claw must be the secret to getting your wife to plow the driveway. Or at least the secret to getting your wife plowed. Win, win.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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I cannot drink and run the snowblower, I can drink and plow with the sidexside.... what is a white claw? That's simple. You're driving and not walking. p.s. the claws are a healthy alternative don't listen to the naysayers.
MAGA
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