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Lmao

Lots of emotion in this thread. Who knew how many other men would care if another got fixed.


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After our third child was born, my wife and I agreed that I would be the one to get cut. It was a mutual agreement.

My wife made the appointment and I never bothered to ask the doctor's name. When he walked in I knew immediately that his name wasn't Dr. Smith. He had an East Indian type bearded face and his head was wrapped in a dark blue bath towel. By then I was on my way out from the anesthesia, but I didn't see a scimitar before I went blank. When I woke up it was all over.

This was on a Friday morning. I spent Friday on the couch at home and felt good enough by Saturday afternoon that I went out in the yard and pulled some weeds growing in our new lawn. I went back to work on Monday and I have never looked back. For me it was easy peasy...........

And maybe a week later, everything worked just like it had before I met "Dr. Smith"........... laugh


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Lmao

Lots of emotion in this thread. Who knew how many other men would care if another got fixed.



Its the fugging principal.


Get the snip and you are headed towards coat rack status. Just a place to hang her purse.


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I think I was about 40 when i had it done, a few months after the birth of our third.

Didn’t bug me much - a little swelling, a little pain, gone in a few days.

For some time after that, i would occasionally get a little aching. Don’t recall when that stopped entirely, probably a couple years and it was infrequent. Less painful than a sore throat.

Wife had previously taken care of birth control - she was on the pill when we weren’t trying to have kids. Vasectomy is a lot easier and less invasive than a woman having her tubes tied.

It is nice not to have to worry about it, and function seems to be the exact same as it always was.

Would I do it again? Sure, but I would wait longer. We were “done” having kids. I wouldn’t have minded another, but she had had enough, and that’s ok.

I wouldn’t get it done when I thought “we were done” having kids, I’d have it done when I was dang sure I didn’t want to be father to another baby. At this point, I’m almost 50 and I know that my late nights will be waiting for teenagers, not changing diapers. But in retrospect, I wouldn’t do it at 40 again.

Like Jim said, things change.

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Originally Posted by ironbender
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I've had three vasectomies. Aint no thing.

Yeah.....well everything is bigger in Alaska.

For best results however, it’s always a good idea to have an actual doctor perform the procedure no matter how willing your buddy is to do it or how cheap your buddy will do it for.....as I’m sure you’ve learned by the third time.

First time the novocaine didn’t gitRdone. Right side basically without anesthetic.

Second time; Got referred to a urologist who assured me “I know what I’m doing”
mmhmm
Same result anesthetic-wise, but chose to not tough it out again.

Third time; went to surgery and got put under.

Yeah, I’m a tough SOB.


Sorry to read such a painful series of events! I was almost feeling sympathy pains. Sounds like paying a buddy a case of beer would have been a better bet than the first two clowns.


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They weren't clowns. The first was family practice, and he was a good doc. I'd seen him prior. The urologist was pro ably good, Literally a pompous ass.

I also have issues with lidocaine, novacaine, and the other permutations of anesthetics at the dentist. Couple years ago I needed a molar filling replaced. Took three injections to get numb enough for the old filling to be drilled out. Literally Half my face was numb the rest of the day.



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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
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You would think by now medical "science" would have come up with a simple shut off valve to install,
Geno


It's called "pulling out."


OMG, I hope you don't tell that to you sons or daughters. That's a great way to become a grandparent early.


My kids don't talk to me.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Next will be the prostate cancer,, it takes about ten years after the steralization..


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Generally painless. The tugging sensation was a odd. The sound and smell of cauterized ball meat was a bit unnerving. I looked like Mike Tyson punched me in the sack. It stayed colorful for a while. Definitely worth it.



That tugging sensation is when you realize your balls are connected clear up to your eyelids. Make sure you have a couple bags of frozen peas to rotate out. Don't do anything but sit on the couch for a couple days and it goes pretty good. You'll be black and blue for a week or two but well worth it in the end. Mine was done in 2000 and I get chills thinking about that tugging sensation'. lol


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Serious question for those that were gelded:

Why would you care if you had more kids?


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Valsdad
You would think by now medical "science" would have come up with a simple shut off valve to install,
Geno


It's called "pulling out."


OMG, I hope you don't tell that to you sons or daughters. That's a great way to become a grandparent early.


My kids don't talk to me.


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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

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4 kids were enough.

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I am 71 years old, had it done when I was 35, sat up and watched the MD do it, asked for the pieces. The doc asked why and I told him I wanted them bronzed to make my wife earrings. He didn't have a sense of humor

Went shopping with my wife and kids, got back in the plane and flew home. That was abit uncomfortable.

One of the best decisions of my life.



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Originally Posted by deflave
Serious question for those that were gelded:

Why would you care if you had more kids?

Yes, I was under water trying to keep shoes on and a roof over the heads of the three I had.

The stress of caring for an additional kid or two would have probably killed my wife. She was not made to change diapers for twelve or fourteen years straight.

It ain't like you can just send the older ones out to the field to plant extra crops to feed the younger ones anymore.

I stuck around my parents place and helped work the farm or handed earnings over to help support younger siblings until I was twentyfive years old and met my wife. I knew exactly what I was doing and why. No way in Hell where any of my kids ever going to have to worry about the welfare of younger siblings.


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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
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Serious question for those that were gelded:

Why would you care if you had more kids?

Yes, I was under water trying to keep shoes on and a roof over the heads of the three I had.

The stress of caring for an additional kid or two would have probably killed my wife. She was not made to change diapers for twelve or fourteen years straight.

It ain't like you can just send the older ones out to the field to plant extra crops to feed the younger ones anymore.

I stuck around my parents place and helped work the farm or handed earnings over to help support younger siblings until I was twentyfive years old and met my wife. I knew exactly what I was doing and why. No way in Hell where any of my kids ever going to have to worry about the welfare of younger siblings.


Damn! Sounds like you made the right call given the situation.

I always figured if I made more kids, the wife would just have to work more.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Hubert
Next will be the prostate cancer,, it takes about ten years after the steralization..


BS many on here, including me are WAY past 10 years no issue.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Serious question for those that were gelded:

Why would you care if you had more kids?


Simple, didn't want more kids. Had 2, #3 gets expensive (bigger house, cars, daycare etc.) At 2 we figured it was a fair fight: 2 against 2, other silly reasons, you only have 2 hands, one for each kid etc.

Lots of reasons, but boils down to, just didn't want any more

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Originally Posted by deflave
Serious question for those that were gelded:

Why would you care if you had more kids?


Done having kids, not having sex.


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Rabbit hunting buddy of mine's wife had her tubes tied after a couple kids. Dang it if she didn't get pregnant at 46. I guess he should have been snipped along with her.

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I think a lot of you guys worry too much.

If God wants another little one on the planet, so be it.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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