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I guess I never knew.

I went to town yesterday in my brand new cowboy hat, new boots, and a new jacket. Standing in the checkout line behind a pretty darned attractive, and well put together female, when she turns and starts chatting me up.

She tells me, "I am 66 years old, just came from Dr. BP is great, glucose is great, kidneys and liver are good. etc, etc"

I am just nodding and saying Yeah, That's nice, all the while. Heck, if she had kept her mouth shut, she could have easily passed for fifty.

She finished checking out and went out the door. I thought she was gone.

But after I went through the checkout, and proceeded to the doors with my cart, there she was, holding the door open. "Uh, uh, thankyou Ma'am."

Her hands were empty. She had obviously gone to her truck, unloaded her packages, and come back.

I went home and told Momma, I ain't dressing up for town anymore, unless she goes along to protect me.

Just my interesting anecdote for the day. Never underestate the power of a nice hat.

Should have had her make you a sammich.

I have a pair of glasses that make me look like a a throwback to the Kennedy era - think Woody Hayes or every guy that worked at NASA in 1963

Its a long way from getting propositioned but it does get me free fountain drinks at convenience stores from older women working behind the counter all the time. Like maybe 6 in the past year.

I figure they either like the glasses or they take pity on me knowing I'm never gonna get laid looking like Woody Hayes - but I'll happily take my free big gulp!

Its the damnedest thing, I'll come out to the car with a schit eating grin on my face and my wife will be like "lemme guess, you didn't have to pay for that coke"

She only went to the doctor to see if she was healthy enough to get laid. Then she went huntin'.

You must shine up like a new penny.

Strut around the house a bit and brag about how "I still got it!". Maybe momma noticed too. Good luck!

Fish taco was on the menu.

I know exactly how you feel - I'm a 75 year old chick-magnet!

Made you feel good! Admit it!!!

Let's see the cowboy hat.

all hat and no di...never mind

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Google American Hat Co. It is the 7X self buckle in Pecan. Good luck with it.

Well sure it made me feel good, at this age, every ego boost is appreciated.

My buddy Bob used to tell me that chicks started going nuts for him after he turned 45.

He looked like a cross between Chester the Molester and Santa Claus.

Shortly after I turned 45, chicks started getting jiggy with me. I had a couple embarrassing situations at work and elsewhere. I finally asked KYHillChick about it. She said that after a certain age, women stop liking bad boys and start getting turned on by stability. Me? I guess I was the most stable guy around.

I don't know if it was the hat, but be happy for whatever it is.

Just a ho.

She obviously thought you had money. Don't matter how old and fat you are if you got money.

Oh Maaaaaan.

Remind me to stay out of Kentucky.

Come to think of it, she might have looked a bit disappointed when I started tossing my purchases into the back of the beat up old 92 2WD Toyota which I use as a commuter.

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Deliverance if you know what i mean!

Didn't you take a pic of this chick....so we could see how hot/not hot she was?

She probably would have obliged.