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Well hey now! Good is the day those gals get worked up over a guy wearing a Stormy Kromer eh!
Osky
A woman's heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth and I can find no sign on it.
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You will have to take my word for it. She looked damned nice for 66, no makeup, T-shirt, and jeans.
Plus she drove a 4x4 Chevy pickup.
My prey of choice, were I hunting. But I have pursued only one sample of such game since August 1982. Others ain't even on the menu.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Didn't you take a pic of this chick....so we could see how hot/not hot she was?
She probably would have obliged. Excellent point. Don't get us all worked up like Burgess Meredith in "Grumpy Old Men".
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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The stories people tell....
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. Me? I guess I was the most stable guy around.
Remind me to stay out of Kentucky.  Appearances can be deceiving. My last real experience like this was back before deer season. I was on my way out to deer camp to scout after work. I stopped at the little grocery on the way. The lady that sold me a bucket of fried chicken told me her kids weren't due back home for two hours, and she was going to have the trailer all to herself. I replied that if she was smart, she'd go home and take a nap-- that was what I was planning as soon as I got where I was going. She frowned. I never saw her again.
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Haha! Helluva man! I'm a world level bench presser, passable artist, former classical singer, quite a package. Unfortunately I'm also about 3' tall, 3' wide, funny looking, and broke. Oddly enough, I've never been propositioned, except by my present wife. Present, indeed!
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She obviously thought you had money. Don't matter how old and fat you are if you got money. Come to think of it, she might have looked a bit disappointed when I started tossing my purchases into the back of the beat up old 92 2WD Toyota which I use as a commuter. She saw all of those new cloths and saw $$$$$'s.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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Ive noticed dating women in late 40's and 50's complain they don't get enough sex. Maybe they get hornier after 60?
But maybe its just my pheromones
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Hard to pass it when it might be the best you ever had. But you did the right thing! 😕
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She obviously thought you had money. Don't matter how old and fat you are if you got money. Come to think of it, she might have looked a bit disappointed when I started tossing my purchases into the back of the beat up old 92 2WD Toyota which I use as a commuter. She saw all of those new cloths and saw $$$$$'s. Yep! You gots a p---y, you can get money. You have money, you gets the p---yy. Universal algebra!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Probably had to go home, jump on wifey!
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Had a buddy, Roy, who always wanted a pair of fancy cowboy boots. One day he was out and saw just the right pair, so he bought them and wore them home.
He walks in the house and says to his wife "Notice anything different?"
She looks at him and says "Nope, same old Roy."
So, he dances a bit of a jig and says "Notice anything now?"
She says "Nope, Same today as yesterday."
So Roy goes into the bedroom and strips down naked except for his boots. He goes back out and asks his wife again.
She says "Nope. Hangin' down yesterday, hangin' down today."
Roy says "It's lookin' at my new boots!"
His wife says "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy, shoulda bought a hat."
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Probably had to go home, jump on wifey! Ha, Ha Not till after Feb 21 when she gets that new hip installed. I guess I done wore out the old one. :grin : Seriously, this woman, my wife, in her mid to late thirties, just to amaze our kids would grab either ankle and place it behind her head. I told her last night that I was going to ask the orthopedic surgeon if she would again be able to put her ankles behind her ears after surgery. The sauce pan narrowly missed my head, only because I ducked.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Ive noticed dating women in late 40's and 50's complain they don't get enough sex. Maybe they get hornier after 60?
But maybe its just my pheromones Not your pheromones, been my experience too.... and yes, quite into their 60's. My GF is always saying God has played a very mean joke on us.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Fish taco was on the menu. Should have had her make you a sammich. Or koi enchilada?
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Should have had her make you a CLAM sammich. .
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Haha! Helluva man! I'm a world level bench presser, passable artist, former classical singer, quite a package. Unfortunately I'm also about 3' tall, 3' wide, funny looking, and broke. Oddly enough, I've never been propositioned, except by my present wife. Present, indeed! You're lucky.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Eh, its just Valentines day coming up.
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I guess I never knew.
I went to town yesterday in my brand new cowboy hat, new boots, and a new jacket. Standing in the checkout line behind a pretty darned attractive, and well put together female, when she turns and starts chatting me up.
She tells me, "I am 66 years old, just came from Dr. BP is great, glucose is great, kidneys and liver are good. etc, etc"
I am just nodding and saying Yeah, That's nice, all the while. Heck, if she had kept her mouth shut, she could have easily passed for fifty.
She finished checking out and went out the door. I thought she was gone.
But after I went through the checkout, and proceeded to the doors with my cart, there she was, holding the door open. "Uh, uh, thankyou Ma'am."
Her hands were empty. She had obviously gone to her truck, unloaded her packages, and come back.
I went home and told Momma, I ain't dressing up for town anymore, unless she goes along to protect me.
Just my interesting anecdote for the day. Never underestate the power of a nice hat.
That was my grandma. She said she forgot her glasses at the checkout counter, and was going back in to get them when some old guy coming out gave her the once over. Really made her day 
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Just my interesting anecdote for the day. Never underestate the power of a nice hat. Maybe your zipper was down.......
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