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You old dog you--- good onya

You need to borrow that hat......

My dad told me when I was 20,why eat hamburger when you have steak at home.In my 60's on the third wife.

If you remeber, I told you American Hats are nice hats.

Maybe I need a new 🎩 hat??

Probably wouldn’t help

I say nothing like a good greasy hamburger....

I remember.

I could be buried in f'n new hats and chicks would walk a 1/2 mile circle around me.

Me and Fireball. I even repelled 'em in my 20's. Some guys just don't make their little hearts go pitty-pat. When my wife proposed, I couldn't get to the courthouse quick enough.

I live up on top of a mountain in NC. Down at the bottom of my driveway, the guy has a house, and he has a trailer and a yurt in his yard that he rents out.
Four years ago, a cute young college gal was living in the yurt. About 22 years old.
I had seen her in the driveway several times, and waved at her etc.
One day, I met her at the mailbox, she was chatting me up. She asked me if I could go to lunch with her, and she asked what I was doing that night.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, this gal was hitting on me. I was 65 years old! Now I am in good shape etc, but old enough to be her grandfather.
Also, I live with my girlfriend, and this gal knew it! She didn't even ask me if Shirley was at home. Turned out, Shirley was out of town on that day.
No doubt in my mind I could have gotten her up to my place and banged her that night.

Problem would have been a few night later, when the college gal knocked on my door, when Shirley was at home. I could envison a rabbit cooking in a stew pot on my stove.
Of course I would have loved to bang this young gal but it was just too weird. Too close to home. I told her I was busy and I went off on my own.

Not so fast. A pretty young gal at the bait shop was smiling at my brother and staring. Like you, brother was feeling good. When he got in his truck as saw his reflection in the rearview mirror he saw the two wood ticks stuck to his face.

Were you wearing the hat inside the store?

Woman, 68, and younger lover, 49, arrested after being caught having sex in Florida retirement community’s town square


Margaret Ann Klemm, 68, was wearing no pants and had her shirt pulled down when cops interrupted her.

A fornicating pensioner and her younger lover were arrested after being caught having sex in the usually sedate town square of a Florida retirement community.

Cops found 68-year-old Margaret Ann Klemm, pantless in the pavilion with her shirt pulled down with David Bobilya, 49, whose trousers and underwear were dropped around his ankles.

Police had been called to The Villages – a 50,0000-strong community for the over 55's in Florida's Sunter County - at 10.30 p.m. on June 2.

Officers ordered the pair to get dressed and arrested them for indecent exposure.

Klemm, who resides in The Villages, and Bobilya, of nearby Summerfield, were booked and later released on $1,500 bail. They are set to appear in court on July 2.

Four days before Klemm's arrest she'd pleaded guilty to the reckless driving of a golf cart and sentenced to a year's probation after being arrested for DUI in April.

The Villages describes itself as 'Florida's Friendliest Retirement Hometown'. Its three town squares offer shopping, dining, and theater along with free nightly entertainment that finishes at a tame 9 p.m.

LOL, Yessir, you gotta watch that, a lot of lonesome women out there these days, I do like you did, smile and keep moving!

Must be an epidemic. Just today I was in an inservice with a new teacher from another school, first year here, been here since August. Hired from up north, 23 years old.

So I asked how she was adjusting to life away from family, she said she was going crazy with loneliness, not knowing anyone, working long hours coming home to an empty apartment. She said I was the first one to ask her about this. Said the bar scene no longer appealed to her.

Soooo.... I’m prob’ly gonna try and show her around, get her started on breaking ice here in San Antone, she said she would be grateful. No idea if this is gonna work.

Starting to feel like Roger 🙂

I'm thinking he must have been doggy f****** her at come and go with her head stuck in the microwave

You sure her name wasn't Bru...er, Kaitlyn?

Absolutely, It weren't a church or a lady's home.

Birdie, You're in Texas. Good Stetsons and boots probably grow on trees down there. Buy a set and seal the deal.

He better buy a bed first.