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She'd turn up telling me I wasn't doing something right. Or not to do something that would hurt my recovery.
I love her.
In truth, she has no sense of direction. We would have to search for her.
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Couldn’t lose mine if I wanted to. She is same way about her kitchen. Doesn’t want anyone, even other women in there. Mine doesn't know where the kitchen is. I do all the cooking. (I've watched her try... that's why I do.) LOL. Sounds like here. But at least mine won't come start the conversation 10 minutes at the end of an hour long show. That was when we used to watch TV. So now its almost impossible to do it either. LOL. She was happy tonight, chicken fried venison round steak, fried mushrooms and a sweet potato. Even though I didn't get as far in the barn today as I wanted. LOL The fact she works all year and I only work part of the year is far and above the most selfless thing I've ever seen. Though I'd do the same for her in a heartbeat. And seems ever since I started the old stupid city job she was making more than I did. Even though I was underpaid a LOT... but I solved that crap last year. LOL
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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All I'd have to do is start a conversation with a half way attractive woman and she'd magically appear. She's a bit jealous.
“You never need fear a man, no matter what his size. When danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize.”
Samuel Colt.
�Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes.� - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Couldn’t lose mine if I wanted to. She is same way about her kitchen. Doesn’t want anyone, even other women in there. Mine doesn't know where the kitchen is. I do all the cooking. (I've watched her try... that's why I do.) I know this feeling
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If my wife is lost in the forest, my plan has worked.....
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Wouldn't work now, but in years past, I could prepare a box trap, bait it with a cook book, and catch her every time.
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lol my old lady would never be outdoors, that's why i keep girlfriends.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Set down my coffee cup and hide behind a tree. She'd be along in a moment to put it in the dishwasher.
What would Porter Rockwell do?
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Brave men all, never forget, this is an open internet site.  I ain’t scared!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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No, no. Sorry dear! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Yes, she's a runner and has a set of lungs like a Thoroughbred mare, I'm sure I could hear her hollering for me and see the pine cones dropping from the blast wave, the other part, we move together about the kitchen like a pair of pros, never in each others way, hell, on the back porch grilling, i'll turn up and empty a beer bottle about the time she's coming out the back door with a fresh cold one! G That’s awesome she brings a fresh one at a run!!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I spend all I want and she doesn't say boo....Lucky me Not wanting to spend money is why I married her.
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Just try and sneak a newly purchased rifle in the door and voila there she is out of nowhere.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Another way to find mine would be to order some food that she has never tried. She would not miss that. The smaller and more expensive, the happier she is to take some from me.
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It might be time to buy a new hat and coat
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There was a guy speeding down a country road at about 80 in a 55. He gets pulled over by a deputy and when the officer walks up to the door he says “I have you on radar at 80 and when I turned on my lights you drove for another mile!” But, he continues, I’m about to get off my shift so if you have a good reason for your speed I’ll let you go with a warning. The speeder says “well officer you see last week my wife left me. She actually ran off with a county sheriff.” The officer says “what’s that got to do with you speeding?” The guy says “well when I saw you in the rear view mirror I panicked. I thought you were bringing her back! The deputy said” have a nice day, and slow down.”
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"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26
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And I thought it was just us. Been married thirty one years and I just realized this was happening about five years ago.
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Just walk out with my tablet and open I gun parts site or gunbroker.
She would be looking over my shoulder in 1 minute.
We will have our 50 th anniversary on the 29 th. She knows me pretty well.
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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, needing to be where I am, be it stove, counter, hanging from the light fixture - you name it.
Any pictures of that hanging from the light fixture?
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
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