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Doesn’t the previous user’s shît water blast up your hiney? Yea.....You might as well be scissoring with the guy that used it before you. Never heard that before (scissoring) .haha TX thing? No.....lesbian thing. But I'm sure they do it in TX, too. LOL.
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I have always thought of them as a little perverse. you weren't wrong Not perverse. REverse.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Oracle
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You better have enough ass to set up on the toilet if you install one o'them things.
A little skinny ass guy will sink down low enough to get an enema from one o'them damn things.
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The shower head on a hose does the same job. Although you may wish to avoid the "hard jet pulse" setting. No one knows why you need the hose...
Would a bidet for her b'day make a good gift? What about the pulsing massage setting?
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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I have always thought of them as a little perverse. you weren't wrong Yea, I pretty much was wrong. It’s just a good way to keep clean.
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OK.
This thread is weird but how do they even work??? Just showers your ass and you have to wipe with a towel or what?
JFC
This is a strange, strange world we live in.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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The fancy ones will blow warm air on your ass or you can use a small amount of toilet paper to dry off.
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
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Thinking there are times we could use one at deer camp. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/nTqNnHq.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/E0u3N3D.jpg)
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OK.
This thread is weird but how do they even work??? Just showers your ass and you have to wipe with a towel or what?
JFC
This is a strange, strange world we live in. [quote=Rooster7]OK. https://hellotushy.com/pages/frequently-asked-questions
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Doesn’t the previous user’s shît water blast up your hiney? Like getting Poseidon's kiss from a public toilet.... Bb
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I have always thought of them as a little perverse. you weren't wrong Buncha french fuggers here.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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I have always thought of them as a little perverse. you weren't wrong Buncha french fuggers here. Doesn’t the previous user’s shît water blast up your hiney? Like getting Poseidon's kiss from a public toilet.... Bb You stupid fuggers🤣
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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The shower head on a hose does the same job. Although you may wish to avoid the "hard jet pulse" setting. No one knows why you need the hose...
Would a bidet for her b'day make a good gift? A much better gift than givin her one on *his* birthday.
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Go ahead and get the ball polisher attachment while yer at it.
Actually the western world is late catching on with this, they are pretty "regular" over the rest of the planet.
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Do these things come with adjustable pressure and volume? I mean, too much and it could blow a guy right off the toilet.
What a mess that would be.........
Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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[quote=Rooster7]OK.
This thread is weird but how do they even work??? Just showers your ass and you have to wipe with a towel or what?
JFC
This is a strange, strange world we live in. I'm out. I would rather visit Roundoak's hunting camp.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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There's the free standing type but they have to be plumbed in, like adding a urinal. Not everyone has the extra floor space for one. Check out Biobidet.com. They have a bunch of cheaper models that sit on top of the toilet. They hook into the water supply for the toilet and have a lever on the side to turn them on. When turned on, a sprayer comes out from under the seat and turns on to hose you off. You don't want to be standing and looking down in the toilet when you turn one on. A lot of kids get caught by that when they can't figure out what the lever's for.
Most of Biobidet's models have 2 sprayers, for the back side and one for ladies only. The lady one comes out farther to wash other parts. Some even have soap dispensers to clean her up. The ladies LOVE those things.
Someone mentioned an enema. They're designed to actually give you one if you set it right.
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Do these things come with adjustable pressure and volume? I mean, too much and it could blow a guy right off the toilet.
What a mess that would be.........
Water pressure is applied at how much you turn the dial. Like has been said .....the western world is way BEHIND on this.
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Are we really having this conversation?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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