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Blacker than my ex-wife's heart...
Me solum relinquatis
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If you ain't Cav, you ain't chitt.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Tighter than Dick’s hatband.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill
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Uglier than my left foot.
(My left foot got smashed as a kid by a large steer, and has drifted off course over the decades).
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill
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There's a fine line between being hard and being stupid.
You got your head up your fourth point of contact.
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Good enough for government work.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Im sure this one will raise a brow
It’s raining pitchforks and ni66a babies!!! Hey now, that was mom's saying!
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He couldn’t poor piss out of a boot with directions on the bottom.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Rare as rocking horse schhitt
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Not a piss fetish
Don’t piss down my neck and tell me it’s raining
Flat as piss on a plate
Raining as hard as a cow pissing on a flat rock
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Tighter than a frogs ass
Worthless as wings on a penguin
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frozen harder than chinese algebra
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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden .
If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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All you big bastards stand up and small ones bunch up!
America, Our Country and we’re taking it back.
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frozen harder than chinese algebra
too broke to pay attention
darker than three feet up a bulls butt Oh, there you are, Sickermore. I thot fer shore you must have been tied up at work this evening. Trump had the SOTU. I'm sorry you evidently must have missed it. Darn. I was expecting a post from you reporting how you thought the POTUS did or maybe perhaps what you thought of your bud, Piglosi's performance. Can you not give us your astute thoughts on the SOTU this evening?
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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- he/she had a face only his/her mother could love
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