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He's half a bubble off center
His ducks don't line up in a row
Good Lord said brains he thought he said trains and said don't worry I'll get the next one
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Uglier than a mud fence in the rain.
If she had to haul ass she'd have to make two trips.
Has a face that would stop a clock.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Nervous as a $3 whore in church with a $10 customer waiting outside.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Half a bubble off of plumb.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Has the chance of a snowflake in hell.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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So flat you can watch the dog leave for 3 days
She's big enough to burn diesel
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Uglier than a mud fence. Looks like she was weaned on a pickle (ugly as) Colder than a Mother-in-Law's kiss. Dumb as a bag of hair. They have to run around in the shower to get wet.(so skinny) So ugly they could turn Amtrak up a gravel road. They could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. (buck teeth) Harder than Chinese arithmetic. Looks like a bag of antlers (skinny) Looks like 10 lbs of taters in a 5 lb sack. (fat with clothes too tight) Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Lower than snake sh## in a wagon rut.
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Useless as a windshield wiper on a duck's butt!
If somebody told her to "Haul azz" she'd have to make two trips!
A couple of cans short of a six pack!
He's so lowdown he could walk under a snake's belly wearing a top hat!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Can't turn chicken [bleep] into chicken salad.
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Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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When you come to a fork in the road . . . take it (thanks to Yogi Berra).
Life is just a series of choices.
It ain't braggin' if you can do it. (Dizzy Dean)
Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . . The only true cost of having a dog is its death. Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves." Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute. NRA Endowment Member
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Ass deep on a nine foot Indian
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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tighter than a bull's ass in flytime
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"Blacker than a raven's throat at midnight."
"Just 'cause your cat has her kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits."
L.W..
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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One that was told to me as a teen quite a bit: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Familiarity breeds contempt
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Leanin' toward Fishers. Cattywampus.
So high you couldn't get a greased BB up his ass.
Anything will come if you play with it long enough. (Putting something together or taking it apart)
Run like a scalded dog. Raped ape...
Can't be smart... Better be tough!
Wrap it before you tap it.
If it ain't with 50 cents, don't do it. (Dad to me on Richards Raincoats)
Don't sleep with something you wouldn't want to eat breakfast with. (Another one from Dad)
It takes a lot of nails to build a crib. Only 1 screw to fill it.
I'm starting to see a pattern. Why did those old folk tell me some of these?
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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