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Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540968 02/04/20
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As hard as a hore’s heart

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Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540970 02/04/20
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He's half a bubble off center

His ducks don't line up in a row

Good Lord said brains he thought he said trains and said don't worry I'll get the next one

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540972 02/04/20
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Uglier than a mud fence in the rain.

If she had to haul ass she'd have to make two trips.

Has a face that would stop a clock.


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

DONT BE GETTING ANY CORONA ON YA

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540977 02/04/20
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Nervous as a $3 whore in church with a $10 customer waiting outside.


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

DONT BE GETTING ANY CORONA ON YA

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540982 02/04/20
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Half a bubble off of plumb.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Has the chance of a snowflake in hell.


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

DONT BE GETTING ANY CORONA ON YA

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

IC-A

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14540987 02/04/20
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So flat you can watch the dog leave for 3 days

She's big enough to burn diesel

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541004 02/04/20
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Uglier than a mud fence.
Looks like she was weaned on a pickle (ugly as)
Colder than a Mother-in-Law's kiss.
Dumb as a bag of hair.
They have to run around in the shower to get wet.(so skinny)
So ugly they could turn Amtrak up a gravel road.
They could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. (buck teeth)
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Looks like a bag of antlers (skinny)
Looks like 10 lbs of taters in a 5 lb sack. (fat with clothes too tight)
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Lower than snake sh## in a wagon rut.

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Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541007 02/04/20
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Useless as a windshield wiper on a duck's butt!

If somebody told her to "Haul azz" she'd have to make two trips!

A couple of cans short of a six pack!

He's so lowdown he could walk under a snake's belly wearing a top hat!


Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541009 02/04/20
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Can't turn chicken [bleep] into chicken salad.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541013 02/04/20
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Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

DONT BE GETTING ANY CORONA ON YA

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

IC-B

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541015 02/04/20
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When you come to a fork in the road . . . take it (thanks to Yogi Berra).

Life is just a series of choices.

It ain't braggin' if you can do it. (Dizzy Dean)


Someday I hope to be the person my dogs think I am . . .
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
Someone once said "a nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
Shiloh Sharps . . . there is no substitute.
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Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541018 02/04/20
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Ass deep on a nine foot Indian


















Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541046 02/04/20
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541069 02/04/20
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541075 02/04/20
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Even a steer can try

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541082 02/04/20
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tighter than a bull's ass in flytime

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: vapodog] #14541089 02/04/20
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"Blacker than a raven's throat at midnight."

"Just 'cause your cat has her kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits."

L.W..


"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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One that was told to me as a teen quite a bit: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541147 02/04/20
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Familiarity breeds contempt

Re: Favorite Cliché/axiom/adage [Re: Buck720] #14541157 02/04/20
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Leanin' toward Fishers.
Cattywampus.

So high you couldn't get a greased BB up his ass.

Anything will come if you play with it long enough. (Putting something together or taking it apart)

Run like a scalded dog. Raped ape...


Can't be smart...
Better be tough!

Wrap it before you tap it.

If it ain't with 50 cents, don't do it. (Dad to me on Richards Raincoats)

Don't sleep with something you wouldn't want to eat breakfast with.
(Another one from Dad)

It takes a lot of nails to build a crib. Only 1 screw to fill it.

I'm starting to see a pattern.
Why did those old folk tell me some of these?


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Where we cling to our God and Guns.
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