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Wow, it's Septo-Bismal!
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Man: I don't know. I just feel run down, listless and headachy...

Friend: Hmmm. Sounds like you're irregular.

Man: Irregular?

Friend: You know, obstructed.

Man: What?

Friend: Bunged up.

Man: Sorry, I'm not following you...

Friend: Oh, for crying out loud! You need a good dump!

Man: Ahhhh...

Friend: Here. Swallow this. And listen, get to the washroom NOW! This stuff is fast acting.

Man: (Takes a swig) Thanks. I...oh my...I...I...I gotta go!

(The man runs to the washroom at high speed.)

Friend: (Chuckling and talking to himself like many old men do) There goes another 'soon to be satisfied' customer. Smooth tasting, fast acting SEPTO BISMAL. It's not gentle, but it works!


Safe Shooting!
Steve Redgwell
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That must be one of the ingredients in a sub sold by a local sub shop.

I call that particular sandwich the Ex-Lax Express....


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