Wow, it's Septo-Bismal!
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Man: I don't know. I just feel run down, listless and headachy...
Friend: Hmmm. Sounds like you're irregular.
Man: Irregular?
Friend: You know, obstructed.
Man: What?
Friend: Bunged up.
Man: Sorry, I'm not following you...
Friend: Oh, for crying out loud! You need a good dump!
Man: Ahhhh...
Friend: Here. Swallow this. And listen, get to the washroom NOW! This stuff is fast acting.
Man: (
Takes a swig) Thanks. I...oh my...I...I...I gotta go!
(The man runs to the washroom at high speed.)
Friend: (
Chuckling and talking to himself like many old men do) There goes another 'soon to be satisfied' customer. Smooth tasting, fast acting SEPTO BISMAL. It's not gentle, but it works!