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Just go speak to the neighbor. This crap isn't exactly rocket science..... or brain surgery..... or even tree surgery!
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Dose the area around the trees with colbalt 60. would strontium 90 work? if he has a bag laying around?
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Why don't you go buy the property from him, and then you can do whatever the hell you want with the trees..................... Are you saying to go Sicilian on him? Make him an offer he can't refuse? Geno
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I have always found this interesting—in Old English Law, since at least the time of William and Mary’ wild animals like roebuck owe allegiance to no King, Crown nor Country, they are wild and free and as such belong to no one. A dead animal is something different—it belongs to the land owner on which the animal lays—doesn’t matter the manner of its death. That means the King or a Baron loyal to the Crown. The poacher was hung not for killing the Kings Roebuck but for its possession.
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Looks like you're well on your way to fugking up any chance of being a good neighbour. Unless maybe turn off your phone or computer and make the epic journey next door and have a face to face discussion your neighbour. And no it doesn't matter if he keeps his yard like a golf course or a land fill its still his property and "secretly" killing trees and engineering how you think his life should be ran is lower than a snakes belly let alone criminal.
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And a shout out to the you shouldn't do that but this is how to do it crowd. You're no better.
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Dose the area around the trees with colbalt 60. would strontium 90 work? if he has a bag laying around? Yeah, or maybe some plutonium dust.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Drill a 45 degree hole in the trunk and pack it full of copper sulfate crystals,done...........
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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f-ck just go talk to him like a man, its pretty fu-cking simple. This. And bring this whole thread with you for him to read and see what he narrowly escaped. He’s lucky when you think about it.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
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Has anybody suggested burning his house down yet? Or banging his daughter?
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Has anybody suggested burning his house down yet? Or banging his daughter? In any particular order? What about the wife if she's hot? Do we shoot his dogs and cats too? Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Since some are slamming me for killing someone else's trees, the owner does nothing along this fence line or his other fences. Everything grows wild and is never touched. They are completely bare right now, and if they just never grew leaves, oh well. Many have asked, “Have you spoken with him about this issue”. If you have not you should do this as a first step. That’s part of the good neighbor thing on your part that is not determined by how your neighbor keeps his property.
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Stick him in the back of the leg with a umbella tipped with a ricin ball in it!!!!!
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Stick him in the back of the leg with a umbella tipped with a ricin ball in it!!!!! oooh, I like it! Or send him to an embassy in Turkey? Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Hey you folks down south.
How would planting some kudzu do? Will it eventually choke out the sumac? I hear it's a nice ornamental plant that works for erosion control too.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I’m sure someone has said this but.... rock salt.
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Stick him in the back of the leg with a umbella tipped with a ricin ball in it!!!!! Or shoot his poodle with full auto co2 pistol like you did to your neighbor’s fur baby
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Hey you folks down south.
How would planting some kudzu do? Will it eventually choke out the sumac? I hear it's a nice ornamental plant that works for erosion control too.
Geno oh yeah You ain’t the only one with that idea. Lost my connection with the county highway engineer.
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Hey you folks down south.
How would planting some kudzu do? Will it eventually choke out the sumac? I hear it's a nice ornamental plant that works for erosion control too.
Geno oh yeah You ain’t the only one with that idea. Lost my connection with the county highway engineer. Did you lose it in the kudzu ?
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