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Since the other thread took off so fast I thought maybe I could get some advice on how to rid the neighborhood of my next door neighbor. What a Schit head he used to be ok until he caught me nailng his 18 year old daughter in my pool last summer. Now all he does is scream insults at me.
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That's a tough one. Maybe thank him for raising such a bodacious hotty for a daughter and assure him she enjoyed it at least as much as you? Not sure, just spit ballin… oops pardon the pun. lol
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Try bangin’ his wife too?
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Actually my first idea would be more to make amends.. To get rid of him tell him she was a lousy lay that otta bring it to a close 
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Which one of the daughter's holes did you use?
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Try bangin’ his wife too? This idea may have merit for sure..
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What a thread! If she's 18 tell him "So what?" None of his business. End of story. Well, unless his wife is a looker.....
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The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin......
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S o, it is his fault that you screwed his daughter?
How old are you?
How old is the daughter?
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .
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The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin...... Who said he committed adultery? Is the OP single or married?
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The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin...... Who said he committed adultery? Is the OP single or married? Picky Picky Picky. Fornication then................are you happy?  Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Sure I am married...She was watching 😆
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The 'fire is an interesting place for sure. You get verbally drawn an quartered for wanting to poison a couple of your neighbors bushes and high fived for committing adultery with his offspring.
Just sayin...... Who said he committed adultery? Is the OP single or married? Picky Picky Picky. Fornication then................are you happy? Geno Well, no. All my neighbors are much older than that!😀
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I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats.
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard . BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.
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Was it a stick up or hold up
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Take him out for a 21 oz T bone.......He will be happy your banging his Daughter......
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Another middle-aged predator posting on here?
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