PS works best in a college town I think. One with a good conservative religious college so you know the gheys don't show up too?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
The surest way to have a hottie move in next door is to get married. Then hotties have nothing better to do than move in next door once you are off the market.
I can't prove that theory as it has never happened to me, single or married.
Neighbor gal and her husband show offs. She mowed the yard in a bikini, while he weightlifted in the driveway. Fought like cats n dogs. She got a new set of boobs and came over to show my ol lady (I was at work dammit). Divorce soon followed (theirs).
At work several gals got new racks, and within short order they all split.
Seems to be a pattern (everybody gets to see the new goods but me).
Neighbor gal and her husband show offs. She mowed the yard in a bikini, while he weightlifted in the driveway. Fought like cats n dogs. She got a new set of boobs and came over to show my ol lady (I was at work dammit). Divorce soon followed (theirs).
At work several gals got new racks, and within short order they all split.
Seems to be a pattern (everybody gets to see the new goods but me).
Well, If you want to see the "new goods".....................you could always go to a plastic surgeon that specializes in those things and tell them you're thinking of gettin a new set for the wife. But just like booking a hunt requires asking for references................................you want to see examples of their work..................in the flesh of course to make sure they ain't doin' the photoshop thing.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Y'all have covered most of the important parts, but let me review. I spent 10 years within walking distance of the University of Cincinnati campus and the Nursing College.
1) There's nothing worse than having a hot one move next door and she's not interested in you. Nurses all seemed to be interested in bagging a doctor. 2) Oh, I forget! Yes there is. You finally get to nail one of the hotties, and she turns out to be a creepy skank and you can't get rid of her, because she's your neighbor. I had one jiggle the lock one night and get stuck halfway in the door, because I'd put the chain on. 3) Then there's the pro that moves in. Yikes. I had a skank with a coinslot living in my place before I moved in. For the first 5 years, I had drunk out-of-town businessmen showing up at my door wanting to party with Bev! 4) They all seem to talk to each other. If you break up with one, they all know and now you're the pariah for the next 4 years. 5) Don't ever date your own tenants. They think they can get away with free rent and you can't evict them. Luckily I never fell into that trap, but I had a friend that did. 6) Before asking a neighbor out, make sure you check for an Adam's Apple and also slash marks on the wrists. I had a buddy who dated a chick he met at the corner bar. She always wore long-sleeve turtlenecks. I had to tell him that Frankie was a guy. 7) Don't date nymphomanics. I had a friend that was a trumpet major. He thought it would be a grand adventure to play in the clown band at DisneyWorld. He had to play the same 10 minute set every hour for an 8 hour shift dressed in a clown outfit. He didn't last the summer. Dating nymphomanics is a similar commitment.
Believe me, it's better to date strangers from across town than your neighbors.
There's a 1-10 scale of homeliness to hotness. Unfortunately there's also a crazy scale, also 1-10. They tend to align. If she's a 9 on the hotness scale, she's probably somewhere between 8 and 10 on the crazy scale. A solid 7/5 rating beats a 9/10 any day of the week. No matter how good she looks, there's probably a guy somewhere who's fed up with her drama! Jerry
Not really. My ex went from a solid 8-9 to a commanding 4-5 in no time. Personality went to 0. If you want a hottie next door decide how long you want to live there. I lived in one house 34 yrs. They do change. And so do we
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!
What he said ^
I dated more than my share of hotties due to vocation. Lot of them crazy for sure
Ultimately married a hottie w her head screwed on right. Wasn’t quite sure they existed till then.
32 years & 3 kids later couldn’t be happier
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!
What he said ^
I dated more than my share of hotties due to vocation. Lot of them crazy for sure
Ultimately married a hottie w her head screwed on right. Wasn’t quite sure they existed till then.
32 years & 3 kids later couldn’t be happier
Dang right Buddy, hotties can be intelligent too, a young hottie ask me once many decades ago, don't you think I'm pretty? I said hell yes, you're beautiful, but, that's from your parents, God or luck, nothing you did or earned, what else do you have to bring to the table? she looked like I just hit her in the face with a hubcap fulla dog crap.
I went on to tell her we're ALL going to get old and ugly, look at our parents..................funny thing is, our parents were in their mid 40's then..........wouldn't you like to have that back????? hell, mid 40's IS a hot young chick NOW! ; ]
There's a 1-10 scale of homeliness to hotness. Unfortunately there's also a crazy scale, also 1-10. They tend to align. If she's a 9 on the hotness scale, she's probably somewhere between 8 and 10 on the crazy scale. A solid 7/5 rating beats a 9/10 any day of the week. No matter how good she looks, there's probably a guy somewhere who's fed up with her drama! Jerry
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
Plant 4 Sumac trees along your fenceline. Hot chicks that rent or buy homes cant resist Sumac trees. Ornamental tree leg spreader. Fact...........
But then you'll have to figure out how to kill them without the hotties knowing that you killed them so that you can see them sunbathing in their bikinis .
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan