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Which one of the daughter's holes did you use? Hopefully not the one you used in the penicillian thread.
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard . BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering. nothing limp around here .
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving.
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Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?
If it ain't broke don't fix it!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a tough one. Maybe thank him for raising such a bodacious hotty for a daughter and assure him she enjoyed it at least as much as you? Not sure, just spit ballin… oops pardon the pun. lol How you know she was a hotty? He maybe took one for the neighborhood.
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Clapping on another threads as well.
If it ain't broke don't fix it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass" you're right just lick it.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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stxhunter you do have it rough,though today was most likely not.As long as ya can power through it go for it. Life is what ya make it, why not make it great.
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I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats. Well, it wasn't brought up in the other thread, but I guess one could SWAT the neighbor and give the po-po the idea to drive the MRAP over the sumac trees as that's the best way to get to the house to punch a hole through. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I’m out of ideas....bang his son?
Then red flag the neighbor for threats. Hahahaha
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Plant sumac trees along the fence
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving. Not meant for anyone in particular. I'd reply directly to a person instead of the OP if it was. your post was funny enough. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???
On any of the "neighbor" thread?
Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?
(maybe it's just a guideline???)
Geno "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass" you're right just lick it. The neighbor's donkey? You Texicans are a twisted lot. Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next? Classic
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Fuggit
When all else fails
Plant sumac trees along the fence Johnny Sumacseed??? Kinda got a ring to it!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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[quote=fuzzytail]Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next? Eating Mexican?
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Sure I am married...She was watching 😆 Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it". Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt ! But hey, whatever gets you through your day. Lynn
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All you have to do is punch him in the face. Then he’ll yell at you about that and you can say well at least I’m not banging your daughter.
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