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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Which one of the daughter's holes did you use?


Hopefully not the one you used in the penicillian thread. eek

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Originally Posted by cooper57m
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just had Clarissa the 21 yr old come by to see me life is hard .


BTW is her favorite band Limp Bizkit? Just wondering.

nothing limp around here .


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???

On any of the "neighbor" thread?


Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?

(maybe it's just a guideline???)

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???

On any of the "neighbor" thread?


Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?

(maybe it's just a guideline???)

Geno


If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving.

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Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?


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Originally Posted by Salty303
That's a tough one. Maybe thank him for raising such a bodacious hotty for a daughter and assure him she enjoyed it at least as much as you? Not sure, just spit ballin… oops pardon the pun. lol

How you know she was a hotty?

He maybe took one for the neighborhood.


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Clapping on another threads as well.


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???

On any of the "neighbor" thread?


Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?

(maybe it's just a guideline???)

Geno


"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
you're right just lick it.


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stxhunter you do have it rough,though today was most likely not.As long as ya can power through it go for it. Life is what ya make it, why not make it great.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I’m out of ideas....bang his son?

Then red flag the neighbor for threats.


Well, it wasn't brought up in the other thread, but I guess one could SWAT the neighbor and give the po-po the idea to drive the MRAP over the sumac trees as that's the best way to get to the house to punch a hole through.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I’m out of ideas....bang his son?

Then red flag the neighbor for threats.

Hahahaha

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Plant sumac trees along the fence

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Originally Posted by Filaman
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???

On any of the "neighbor" thread?


Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?

(maybe it's just a guideline???)

Geno


If you're referring to me I'm only firing for effect. I'm not being serious, at least about the guy banging his neighbors daughter. In fact, I'm not convinced 1bigdude is serious either. If he is, for his own sake he might do well to think about moving.


Not meant for anyone in particular.

I'd reply directly to a person instead of the OP if it was.

your post was funny enough.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Has the Christian contingent chimed in yet???

On any of the "neighbor" thread?


Don't they have a rule about neighbors and such?

(maybe it's just a guideline???)

Geno


"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass"
you're right just lick it.


The neighbor's donkey?

You Texicans are a twisted lot.

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Originally Posted by fuzzytail
Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Fuggit

When all else fails

Plant sumac trees along the fence


Johnny Sumacseed???

Kinda got a ring to it!


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Have their round haunches gored."

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Originally Posted by 1bigdude
[quote=fuzzytail]Killing trees and trimming a bush today. What's next?

Eating Mexican?

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Originally Posted by 1bigdude
Sure I am married...She was watching 😆


Obviously your sexual prowess wasn't something your wife thought was worth anything to keep for herself, and more than likely you are nothing to be impressed by in that department, an old hat is just that, an old hat. Who knows, there could be a good chance your wife struck gold somewhere else, and doesn't give a damn what you do with your "fill in the name you have given it".

Or the scenario was and is a crock of schitt !

But hey, whatever gets you through your day.

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All you have to do is punch him in the face. Then he’ll yell at you about that and you can say well at least I’m not banging your daughter.

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