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There's a 1-10 scale of homeliness to hotness. Unfortunately there's also a crazy scale, also 1-10. They tend to align. If she's a 9 on the hotness scale, she's probably somewhere between 8 and 10 on the crazy scale. A solid 7/5 rating beats a 9/10 any day of the week. No matter how good she looks, there's probably a guy somewhere who's fed up with her drama!
Jerry

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LOL, damn men, secret is to marry a hottie, then you'll always have one, but, the older we get, the hotter she gets, oh hell!

Sounds like you and me's paddling from the same boat Buddy! ; ]

Not really. My ex went from a solid 8-9 to a commanding 4-5 in no time. Personality went to 0. If you want a hottie next door decide how long you want to live there. I lived in one house 34 yrs. They do change. And so do we

What he said ^

I dated more than my share of hotties due to vocation. Lot of them crazy for sure


Ultimately married a hottie w her head screwed on right. Wasn’t quite sure they existed till then.


32 years & 3 kids later couldn’t be happier

Rule: Never fuaq anyone you work with or live next door to. Learned this rule the 'hard' way.

Dang right Buddy, hotties can be intelligent too, a young hottie ask me once many decades ago, don't you think I'm pretty? I said hell yes, you're beautiful, but, that's from your parents, God or luck, nothing you did or earned, what else do you have to bring to the table? she looked like I just hit her in the face with a hubcap fulla dog crap.

I went on to tell her we're ALL going to get old and ugly, look at our parents..................funny thing is, our parents were in their mid 40's then..........wouldn't you like to have that back????? hell, mid 40's IS a hot young chick NOW! ; ]

I've done that. Don't need to rent to a hottie I can't hit. Very frustrating.

Learn how to play a rocking guitar....

that's hilarious!

Plant 4 Sumac trees along your fenceline.
Hot chicks that rent or buy homes cant resist Sumac trees.
Ornamental tree leg spreader.
Fact...........

I too have heard it's next to impossible for women to resist standing timber! ; ]

This! One of the best codes a man could live by!

But then you'll have to figure out how to kill them without the hotties knowing that you killed them so that you can see them sunbathing in their bikinis .

You're far better off getting a neighbor who has a couple of 12 and 14 year old sons who like to mow lawns for a couple of $$.

L.W.

What God or MONEY hath put together, let no put asunder. I think it's reasonable to assert, many hot woman will sell themselves for money.

Get a 38 Super to pull in some hotties.