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Time for some light humor. 'The Bogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I heard Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
I also read that Chuck was bit by a cobra filming in India. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra finally died...
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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he actually pushes the Earth away from him.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity. Don't worry, Chuck went and got it back.
Probably my favorite...
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave- - - - -he pounds his chin hairs back inside and bites them off!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of agonizing pain the rattlesnake died.
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Bigfoot is hiding .. because he owes Chuck Norris money.
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
Here be dragons ...
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Chuck Norris was challenged by Superman to a fight, and the loser had to wear his briefs on the outside.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23)
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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.
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Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas,, Chuck beat the sun in a staring contest,,
I AM AMERICA!
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Chuck will never have a heart attack. Nothing attacks Chuck.
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Chuck Norris jerks off with lava......
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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A little dark humor
Chuck Norris was at Dealy Plaza that fateful day. He deflected the shot with his beard. Kennedy's head exploded from shear amazement.
KC
You can easily vote your way in to Socialism; but you'll have to shoot your way out.
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Chuck Norris has grizzly bear rugs in his bedroom. They’re not dead they’re just afraid to move!
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Chuck Norris visited Scotland many years ago...
The Loch Ness monster has been holding its breath ever since..
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Sharks have a Chuck Norris week on tv.
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