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Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today #14647646 03/10/20 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 9,190 North Alabama Beoceorl OP Campfire Outfitter OP Beoceorl Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 9,190 North Alabama Chuck Norris - Born March 10, 1940. Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with his stare. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. What does Chuck Norris serve at his birthday party? Pound cake and punch. ===================== Boots were made for walking Winds were blowing change Boys fall in the jungle As I Came of Age

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14647662 03/10/20 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,114 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,114 Texas Happy b day Chuck

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14647691 03/10/20 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 3,734 Sandy, Utah J Jim_Knight Campfire Tracker Jim_Knight Campfire Tracker J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 3,734 Sandy, Utah Happy B-Day Chuck Norris! Let's hear some C. Norris-isms.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14647703 03/10/20 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 10,445 north central PA S shootinurse Campfire Outfitter shootinurse Campfire Outfitter S Joined: May 2005 Posts: 10,445 north central PA He was supposed to die five years ago, but Death doesn't have the courage to tell him. "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14647727 03/10/20 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,507 40N, 82 1/2W Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,507 40N, 82 1/2W Chuck Norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the last 45 minutes having sex with the waitress. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14647734 03/10/20 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,739 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,739 Iowa/NW Ontario Chuck was shot, they had a funeral for the bullet. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648043 03/10/20 Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good O OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular O Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good Chuck Norris can swim through land Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake. And after three days of agonizing pain, it died. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery - Thomas Jefferson

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today OrangeDiablo #14648075 03/10/20 Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,279 Oregon Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Fireball2 Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2011 Posts: 56,279 Oregon The headline should read- "Chuck Norris would turn 80 today, if 80 wasn't hiding". _______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack LOL

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648091 03/10/20 Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good O OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular OrangeDiablo Campfire Regular O Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,085 Nowhere good Waiting for a COVID-19 Norrisism I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery - Thomas Jefferson

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Jim_Knight #14648096 03/10/20 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,489 Western NY State 22250rem Campfire Outfitter 22250rem Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,489 Western NY State The way you guys talk; You'd think Chuck Norris could walk on water. Well;....... He Can't.................... ( But he's got a learners permit).

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648143 03/10/20 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 728 Central Penna. B bugs4 Campfire Regular bugs4 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 728 Central Penna. . . . when Chuck Norris enters a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648151 03/10/20 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 728 Central Penna. B bugs4 Campfire Regular bugs4 Campfire Regular B Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 728 Central Penna. . . . and also, Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648176 03/10/20 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,066 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,066 Chuck Norris bought the three Little piggy's houses, the Big Bad Wolf was last seen trying to catch a ride to Canada.. Last edited by OldmanoftheSea; 03/10/20. -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648205 03/10/20 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,172 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,172 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer (or Coronavirus, if one prefers). Sadly, Chuck Norris has never cried. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648284 03/10/20 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Sucks to be you! Chuck'll kick your azz for telling his age. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648320 03/10/20 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 16,125 S.W. Wis. aalf Campfire Ranger aalf Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 16,125 S.W. Wis. The Boogie Man looks under his bed for Chuck before going to sleep......

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648387 03/10/20 Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,584 natman Campfire Regular natman Campfire Regular Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,584 Tough guys keep a gun under the pillow. Chuck Norris uses a gun for a pillow.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648731 03/10/20 Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,121 Kentucky Hills R reivertom Campfire Outfitter reivertom Campfire Outfitter R Joined: Feb 2018 Posts: 10,121 Kentucky Hills He didn't blow out the candles on his cake, the candles went out from fear.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14648836 03/10/20 Joined: May 2005 Posts: 16,554 East of Eden (SD) nighthawk Campfire Ranger nighthawk Campfire Ranger Joined: May 2005 Posts: 16,554 East of Eden (SD) Can Chuck still sing? 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you They're peekin' in your windows every night. ... When you're in Texas look behind you Cause that's where a ranger likes to strike. WooOOHH! I know, a roundhouse to the teeth for that. The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh Which explains a lot.

Re: Chuck Norris is 80 yrs Old Today Beoceorl #14649030 03/10/20 Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,756 Minnesota D dale06 Campfire Outfitter dale06 Campfire Outfitter D Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,756 Minnesota Big deal, my mom is 92 today. NRA Patron