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at my house! No cooperation whatsoever!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Get back into the truck ! Lot lizards are still working !
‘TO LEARN WHO RULES OVER YOU, SIMPLY FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE’
Conspiracy theorists are the ones who see it all coming…
You are the carbon they want to eliminate !
I’m Uber Deplorable Ultra MAGA !
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If it's a small load, do it your self. If necessary, pour lots of beer on your hand prior to starting. For a threesome, pour beer on both hands.
In training to be an obedient master to my two labs
Shooting, fishing and hunting
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF?
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Ranger
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Wiminns.....That’s how they roll. 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire Ranger
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my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Ranger
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Imagine the college kids... Deprived of campus nookie parade by the liberals who run the schools. Sent to be locked down in the basement at their parents house... Imagine what will happen when they are let loose!
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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And this is different than the past few decades in what way? There's a food that's been proved repeatedly to destroy a woman's sex drive- - - -it's called "wedding cake"!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now. Not a bad "problem" to have. Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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Don't tell her where your getting it.
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My buddy sez he uses a full body haz-mat suit, rubber gloves, face mask etc. during sex. I said "How 'bout your partner?" He sez "What partner?".
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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my wife is bored so I'm turning into Al Bundy over here now. Not a bad "problem" to have. Clyde I guess, I'm gonna take her fishing to mix things up a bit
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I mean it's not like I want intimacy or anything.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Thanks for the great ideas!
"Maybe someday" I was told... She works at a hospital and isn't feeling like getting close. WTF? It’s for your own good! Yep. I wouldn't be going near my old lady right now if she worked in a hospital. Probably make her sleep out in the shed.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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After a while, you will really begin to appreciate it!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Only have sex after a smoke and I gave them up 40 years ago. SOS!
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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The other day, someone said that he wondered how big the baby boom was going to be nine months from now.
Another guy said he wondered how many divorces there would be nine months from now.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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A buddy sent me this yesterday
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