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Been a hard week on me and sheeit down at the beach.

Had to restock the food supply











Mmm, dark meat





Peek a boo!! I see two








Curbside pickup, you whore, you don’t even try to run

Things getting desperate out at the slumlord hacienda.

Be picking dandelion greens next.

If fiddleheads grew down here he would be eating those also.


Lol!!!

Got about 20, I’ll get them in the morn. Was thundering had to get back, some more will pop tonight/tomorrow.

100% chance of rain tonight

100% bet I’ll see more.

For sure.
Warm temps high humidity.
Good sign of spring
Along with snails coming out.

bout 10 days more here and i'll start looking

Another 2-3 weeks before they start popping up here.

So what's your pleasure Slum fry m in butter or..

We don’t have them here. All we have are toad stools!

We’ve been picking them for about a week here. Not the huge numbers we found last year but I think last year was a freak anyway.

Had some sautéed and put on my patty melt for lunch today, they were good.

167,000 acre wildfire here last year. We should have morels. In 2-3 months!

Be 3-4 weeks to go here yet! Love me some Morels!

Dry land fish 😃

Egg wash/buttermilk , dip in flour, iron skillet fry in some Manteca

Cut up a vidalia and make onion rings with em, why not you done made a mess in the kitchen anyway

Grape soda to chase it down

YOLO

Yum that sounds good!

Found about 30 yesterday, as well as a pile of chunky monkeys and a few brokes

That sounds awesome.

Multitasking !!

Some good eats for sure.

I grew up with parents who didn't allow their boys to drink soft drinks/sodas except for rare, special occasions. We COVETED any opportunity to ingest any carbonated, sugary elixirs of mostly any impossible to find in nature flavors (artificial) and colors (artificial) but of the lot, the one I was absolutely willing to flay a toddler alive for was Fanta Grape. As I grew up it was often a guilty pleasure I'd indulge in quite a bit as a teen and beyond, but on a progressively infrequent basis. FF to about ten years ago in Corpus Christi rolling with STX. In a great mood I exit the Squiggly Piggly or whatever the Christ it was with a couple decks of smokes, a sack of heat lamp tamales, a Rock Star for Roger and a bottle of Fanta Grape. As I pop back into Roger's Cummins dually with a smile he freezes, stares at me hard and stone faced and perplexed then asks, 'dayum Yankee, whut's with the Neeger Drank?' I was horrified yet somehow delighted at the same time. We then headed out and killed piles of ducks in the Laguna Madre. And thus ends my grape soda tale...

Big Red is like carbonated bubble gum.

Only for specials occasions. Like a hot day.

And Indians. “Gimme a rett pop an six straws for my cussins”.

My dad owned a gas station for 25 years and I don’t recall ever seeing anyone but Indians buy a red pop.