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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!


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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!


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This cabin fever is just plain getting totally out of control! That is funny.


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Isn't that what the Navy means when they say "Go to the head?"

LOL!


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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!




Note to self: under no circumstances do you eat salad at Rocky's house.........


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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!




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Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down.


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by RockyRaab
We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!




Note to self: under no circumstances do you eat salad at Rocky's house.........



To your re-leaf, we're flush with success.


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down.



We just got back from Safeway and Walmart...None

Wife found some at Lowe's of all places and paper towels.


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Sounds like your toilet paper problem abruptly came to a head.


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The only product on the paper aisle at Albertson's yesterday was a few boxes of stinky lotion added tissues. No TP, no paper towels, no napkins, no butt wipes.


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Originally Posted by NVhntr
The only product on the paper aisle at Albertson's yesterday was a few boxes of stinky lotion added tissues. No TP, no paper towels, no napkins, no butt wipes.



That stuff feels pretty good, actually...so I hear from some women... laugh


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down.


Same here this morning. Nothing lacking that I could see.


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