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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!
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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!
It can be rough , so I've bibb told .
We pray our sights be straight and our aim be true We pray for no pain to the game we pursue We thank you Lord for this land We thank you for the sights from our stands We pray for safety, one and all We pray we may return next fall
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This cabin fever is just plain getting totally out of control! That is funny.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Better bring a few rolls with you on that scheduled cruise that you’re going on.
Grins
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Isn't that what the Navy means when they say "Go to the head?"
LOL!
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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!
Note to self: under no circumstances do you eat salad at Rocky's house.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Get some tamales, dinner and a wipe
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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!
I went to the bank a few days ago and drew out 3,000 of these. I'm fine for now and months to come.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!
Note to self: under no circumstances do you eat salad at Rocky's house......... To your re-leaf, we're flush with success.
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Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down. We just got back from Safeway and Walmart...None Wife found some at Lowe's of all places and paper towels.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Sounds like your toilet paper problem abruptly came to a head.
"Those that think they know everything are annoying those of us that have Google." - Dr. D. Edward Wilkinson
Note to self: Never ask an old Fogey how he is doing today. Revised note to self: Keep it short when someone asks how I am doing.
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The only product on the paper aisle at Albertson's yesterday was a few boxes of stinky lotion added tissues. No TP, no paper towels, no napkins, no butt wipes.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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The only product on the paper aisle at Albertson's yesterday was a few boxes of stinky lotion added tissues. No TP, no paper towels, no napkins, no butt wipes. That stuff feels pretty good, actually...so I hear from some women...
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down. Same here this morning. Nothing lacking that I could see.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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