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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Words of wisdom for the day Rock? You folks will have to coffee without me, water, and my pills, off for a blood thing. Walk straight into a nest of vampires. If it helps to keep me alive for a while it's alight.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Bristoe was using a small blowtorch, seemed to work fine.
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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem. Bailing wire and bag balm. Thank me later
Quit giving in inch by inch then looking back to lament the mile behind ya and wonder how to preserve those few feet left in front of ya. They'll never stop until they're stopped. That's a fact.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sacrifice the sleeve off one old hoodie.
Floss
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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem. You have to use them both, and in the right order.
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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You forgot bailing wire, city boy.
A handfull of Grass would likely do the trick..I believe before the invention of TP it had been used to some effect .
But that does not come in a package from a store..
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You've got to spray the duct CV tape with WD-40.
Works really slick.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Good morning Rocky, Wabi & all. Coffee is on here. Old socks, hankies or the tail of an old shirt have worked with great success. Wabi, don't let the vampires take too much. A little garlic in the pocket might be useful.
There are 2 rules to success:
1. Never tell everything that you know.
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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem. At what volume and velocity(pressure) are you using the WD-40?
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Good morning Rocky, Wabi & all. Coffee is on here. Old socks, hankies or the tail of an old shirt have worked with great success. Wabi, don't let the vampires take too much. A little garlic in the pocket might be useful. Old acquaintance always wore two pairs of socks just in case he got caught at the far end of the farm. 
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Campfire Kahuna
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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem. At what volume and velocity(pressure) are you using the WD-40? Use the WD40 before you do the business. It won't stick that way.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I can tell ya this: if you run out of TP, neither duct tape nor WD-40 fixes the problem. At what volume and velocity(pressure) are you using the WD-40? Use the WD40 before you do the business. It won't stick that way. PAM cooking spray is a viable alternative as well.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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There are plenty of udder/teat wipes available.
I like the Kleen Test Products Milk Check wipes, 700 for $29. You can't flush them, but you can buy a 5-gallon bucket for under $5. If they work on $hit splattered udders and teats, they should work well for anyone who frequents this font of enlightenment.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Duct tape works for seed ticks and beggar lice, hell even warts.
Surely a few dingleberries wouldn’t put up a fight
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Told the wife she can get those new drapes for the bathroom once this is over...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I have a pile of old socks, shirts and underwear in the garage that will do, if needed.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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The best farmer substitute is a corn cob. There are a couple more f drawbacks. You can not always tell with a red cob if you are clean. They are NOT flushable.
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