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My wife’s been pissed at me for weeks for something I did in a dream she had. I shït you not!


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with the dog and wife locked in the trunk of the car, when opened back up, only the dog will be happy to see you


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the wife has incredible survival skills, was once stranded for hours outside in a freezing blizzard, yelling in vein that help would soon arrive...then i went around and unlocked the door


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Originally Posted by kingston
My wife’s been pissed at me for weeks for something I did in a dream she had. I shït you not!


I get that one a lot....


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Originally Posted by sse
with the dog and wife locked in the trunk of the car, when opened back up, only the dog will be happy to see you




That wouldn't work with the wife's Toyota, it's got some kind of safety apparatus that lets you open the trunk from the inside, an interior latch.


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my ex once started freaking out in the vehicle, the auto lock activated, but...she was holding the key fob in her hand


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They sure do!



And they even remember things that never ever happened. But you best not point that out, unless you like to live dangerously!

There is a lot of truth in that. Hasbeen


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Originally Posted by sse
my ex once started freaking out in the vehicle, the auto lock activated, but...she was holding the key fob in her hand

chit onetime my buddy's sister called us because she locked the keys in the car. we got there, i looked in the car walked around to the unlocked passenger door and opened it.


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Originally Posted by sse
the wife has incredible survival skills, was once stranded for hours outside in a freezing blizzard, yelling in vein that help would soon arrive...then i went around and unlocked the door


Thought it was going to be a black Friday story...


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During a spat with an ex girlfriend, I said I cannot figure out what you want, she said we don't know what we want, how can you?
A light bulb went off for me that day and my relationships with women improved immensely after that.
I now let them talk and I listen then I tell them what to do.... it works


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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That.


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After I got married, I found out that I drive too fast and I'm a terrible driver. Hell, I'm surprised that I can actually drive to work and back home each day by myself without getting in a crash.

It got so bad, that about 20 years ago, I told her that I wouldn't drive if she was in the car with me. I made her drive everywhere. That lasted about a month before she told me to drive. Sho-nuff, get going down the road and she starts ragging on me about how I'm driving. I pulled over to the side of the road, threw it in park, and got out. She asked me what I was doing. I told her that she needed to drive. That was when she quit complaining about my driving.

I haven't gotten a ticket in the past 15 to 20 years. However, she gets busted by speed cameras at least once a year. As soon as she tells me that I'm driving too fast, I say, "OK, Miss 50 mph in a 30 mph zone".


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As I said, Ain't Nobody Got Time For That.


l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Originally Posted by kingston
My wife’s been pissed at me for weeks for something I did in a dream she had. I shït you not!




"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
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Originally Posted by CascadeJinx



And they even remember things that never ever happened.


Oh most definitely! And the more worked up they get about something the more chitt they remember that never happened.


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