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Helluva way to treat your birthday stripper.

Happy birthday, BTW. 🙂

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Poor gal might have gotten away with it if she had the presence of mind to launch into a rendition of Marilyn Monroe's Happy Birthday to JFK.


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Yikes! That'll get the ticker going!

Happy Birthday and glad that you didn't have to pull the trigger!


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Rio 7, happy birthday to you too!! Mine almost started out with a bang .

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Well, if you step back and read it, it could be a great lead in to an old print edition "Variations" short story. Or so I'm told...

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Originally Posted by kenster99
There is a dog door on the room,


Where was the dog?


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Originally Posted by SockPuppet
Dayum! Glad you and the Mrs. are OK!



Yup, damn good birthday I'd say!


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Damn that would be invigorating!


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kenster,

just saw your location. Wonder if she was a local tweaker or one from down the hill?

Glad all are safe, hopefully her actions aren't considered a non-violent crime and she gets released after booking because of the Corona.

Is it thought the gal entered thru the dog door? And you must live on a hillside in order to have a dog door in an upstairs room. or did I read that wrong?

Not for burglars, but possible four legged visitors, we put the lid on our dog door after the kids have had their last break around nine. We don't want a skunk or coon in the house,should they somehow get in past the fence.

Again, glad everyone is safe.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Glad you didn't have to kill her.






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Not sure how that would have ended if it were my home...for sure she'd be wearing a German Shepherd instead of camo....

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We don't have a dog anymore, but that might change

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What a waste. You could have kept in your crawl space for years. Oh well, happy birthday.


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Well handled, sir.
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Thanks, but would have done it differently if I had to go through it again! Made some mistakes that could have been costly.

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Glad that your safe, and Happy Birthday!


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Originally Posted by watch4bear
What a waste. You could have kept in your crawl space for years. Oh well, happy birthday.








Hey, you can't say you didn't get any Birthday surprises! I hope the Mrs. at least took ya out for a corn dog, er somethin'.

Glad you're safe!

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Originally Posted by kenster99
Thanks, but would have done it differently if I had to go through it again! Made some mistakes that could have been costly.



What mistakes were made?

Also wondering just what she was after in the loading room, Looking for guns?


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Breaking into an occupied house is considered a violent crime.



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Happy birthday, now go buy yourself a couple of presents, first a real dog , new door locks and some motion detector lights for all sides of your house.


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