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Little known fact but I have never had sex with a woman who has given birth. Well we know who in the group not to call a mutherphucker.
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There's only two types of vaginas......
BIG ol' good uns and good 'ol BIG uns!
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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You know, for a forum full of men, these things aren't often mentioned. I don't know that there is a more fascinating organ on the human body. Sure, my junk can go from looking like the love child of a Vienna Sausage and an accordion with a purple acorn stuck on the end, to a formidable battering ram of manhood in seconds with the right grade of midget porn, but the vagina is simply more fascinating.
They come in a bewildering variety of shapes, sizes and flavors. I used to date a lawyer who had one that tasted like pecan pie. Others more closely resembled road kill. And the thing about size, is it often has nothing to do with the size of the host female. I had a pretty big gal one time. I was so afraid I'd fall in that I left my life jacket on. She was so tight I lost my love snot in scarcely a few strokes. I had another one who was 4'11". I just knew I was going to knock the bottom out of that thing. I felt like a clapper in a ship's bell.
The fullness and folds are as unique as a fingerprint. Ain't no two of 'em the same for sure. And what the hell is up with the clits? Some of them are big as a baby's dick and other ones not much more than a zit. I used to work 12 hour days pouring industrial concrete. That effort pales in comparison to what it has taken to make some happy. Others took not much more than a wink to have them coughing up the quim syrup while the host was invoking the name of the good lord. They can blast a baby out one week then the next week clamp a penis tight enough to please it.
Men have fought and died over them. Fortunes have been sacrificed on account of them. Minds have been lost over them.
They rate more discussion than they get here. It'd be better than hearing the blather of another Creedtard.
I think what you are trying to convey in your quaint manner is that they all look like a field of roses with dew upon every petal....and after you have been there they look like a bulldog eating porridge.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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just 2 oysters slapped together. they have hot sauce to.
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Can we start posting pics now? Need pics
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On the other hand,..when you get right down to it,..they're just an open ended gut. Yeah but if I had one y'all would be calling me Lord Crow....
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any mention of fish smell ? or like a friend`s wife asked him were you fish`in ? he said yes smell my hands
LIFE NRA , we vote Red up here, Norseman
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We were all born through one, and then spend our entire adult lives trying to get back in 🙂
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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That is a little known fact. I had no fuggin clue. I did go to prom with a girl that had a kid. Despite even the bast laid plans...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Vagina’s are like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good.
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Vagina’s are like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good. And that too depends upon how much you've had to drink.
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Vagina’s are like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good. But, I only want crust on the pizza! Andy3
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As the old saying goes, you can’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.
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Jus like a hogs nose, the more ya root it, the tougher it gits!
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Vagina’s are like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s good. But, I only want crust on the pizza! Andy3 Meh, once you get past the crust, the tomato sauce is all the same.
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Women with little feet have tighter ones.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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Women with little feet have tighter ones. Given the nature of this conversation, should I be reading something into your user name?
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