Top of the morning to you sir, I hope the day is a fine one on your side of the continent and this finds you well.
Indeed it is worse than it seemed at first - to this Canuck anyways.
Without trying to be confrontational, I'd respectfully differ with your career transition choice for the Constable as I'm not entirely certain he can be trusted to make a proper Double Double, you know?
Goodness, if some customer offends him then we can see all sorts of mayhem taking place with the sugar/cream additions can we not? No, I don't believe we can risk the safety of Canadians by entrusting him with that sort of power and responsibility...
All the best to you all sir, stay well.