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President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht.
The Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying, "Never mind boys, I'll get it.”
Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, and MSNBC reported:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Ranger
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2016 called, they want their joke back.
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Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur laughing.
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
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2016 called, they want their joke back. ............It is an older one; but it was worth a replay. I like it.
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The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur laughing. Ouch!
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The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur laughing. Do you think that your man, Sleepy Joe, has any chance of winning....??
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur laughing. Do you think that your man, Sleepy Joe, has any chance of winning....?? ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/ETonoVz.png)
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Sounds about right,
I've been telling everyone as of late turn off the news and all will
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Campfire Kahuna
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2016 called, they want their joke back. Whazza matter, you don't time travel? 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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