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Played the game unwillingly when I drove long haul.
There were times a shower didn't fit in with driving and sleeping.
If it's 3 hours, I'm not spending a chunk of it on a shower.
Sleep keeps me alive.

Anyway, sitting against the wall in a truck stop booth, hoping the
waitress can't smell you, sucks!


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I ain't afraid of a hygiene holiday but 7 days is stretching it.

Since my bride moved me to warmer climates, it's often a two-a-day routine.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Well, standards have fallen a bit under the "new normal".

Anyone else modify their strict grooming regimen?


I like my shower. At least once a day and usually twice. At deer camp I settle for just one a day.


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i generally shower when corn kernels start germinating in my ass crack.


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Originally Posted by rem141r
i generally shower when corn kernels start germinating in my ass crack.

Will corn kernels go down the drain?😀

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People worry about cleanliness too much a few days without a shower.. meh. But you're a real man if you go a week without changing underwear smile BTDT. I lived.

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If you do not bath regularly here in Australia your life will take a turn for the worse as BO is not tolerated, to the point where I have seen grown men grabbed by the rest of the team and thrown in to the shower.


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I had a guy explain to me one time that he does not sweat like other people. Therefore he does not need to shower as often as other people. He said his wife did not understand this I was thinking he wife has to smell him all the time.

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I only go more than 2 days during hunting trips, and even then I take a whore's bath and also use a bunch of baby wipes. Certain areas get a rash if not attended.

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Originally Posted by JSTUART


If you do not bath regularly here in Australia your life will take a turn for the worse as BO is not tolerated, to the point where I have seen grown men grabbed by the rest of the team and thrown in to the shower.

If you have to live with them, this is as it should be. I worked in a prison. There has been many disturbances caused when somebody needs personal hygiene. Nobody wants to smell another person's nasty every day, even hardcore convicts.

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For anyone that knows, how many days before you start smelling like sour milk?


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Sweat and ass seems to linger in the lower regions on day 2...By day 5 it’s acting like freshly applied cologne that says “I’am man.”

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I made it six days without a shower hiking on a little section of the Appalachian Trail.

Broke down, took out my sliver of motel soap and bathed at a swimming hole/picnic area.

Lol it was like some Johnny Knoxville type chit, all my filthy suds drifted down and surrounded these 3 chicks who had lawn chairs sitting in knee-deep creek water. A little kid was swimming around with a snorkel, came up out the water with suds in his hair. lol

WORLDSTAR LOL


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Originally Posted by slumlord
For anyone that knows, how many days before you start smelling like sour milk?


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Had a dude on our highschool football team like that. Called him Buttermilk,

Ive gone a week while hunting but never got to that level of ripeness.


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Big Jim,


This will having you smelling manly again.

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Smells good first thing in the morning.


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I can go a week before it starts feelin' like I am sitting on a peanut butter sandwich....

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52 days prior to desert storm.
During the western shift on tapline road.
TAA Bastonge prior to D1
Bird baths couple canteens, small basin.
Wash your clothes, mostly socks and t shirts.
We had 2 uniforms each.
Wear 1 for 7 to 10 days.

Hauled us all to the rear in stages about 25 miles to a washington dc NG unit shower point .( super remf set up)
Dusty as hell ride.
Shower
Fresh uniform.
Then it dawned on us we had ta ride back thru that moon dust schit.
They could have just brougt out a 5k gallon water tanker or slung 500 g water blivets to us and we woulda be cleaner....
We was using water buffalo,s to begin with anyways for potable drinking water that bde was topping off every 3 or 4 days from 5k tankers from the rear...
Made no sense........
Other than some good idea fairy thought it up and no one below said good idea fairy dared to apply common sense to it.

Then catching body lice from handling POW,s and wounded ragheads on hill 244 at the seizure of FOB cobra on D1.
And having a whole company going thru the itchy and scratchy show 6 or 7 days later was a special event.
Sent to the rear for a day
122 swinging richard and scratching muldoons
Being deloused with lindaine powder and kwell shampoo is a special thing...
At least we got new uniforms,socks, tshirts , underware ( for those that wore em) outta the deal...

LOL!!!

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Run 1 time behind a KATUSA during PT.
After a weekend of one of them drinking Soju, eating kimchi and 20,000 leagues under the sea things.

Holy fugg......
Lesson learned.....
Sweating Katusa and that smell .....
sick crazy laugh

After calisthenics.
Assemble to the right... march!
Katusa,s to the rear.
Right face!
Forward......march!
Double time.... march!


LOL!!!

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Sweat and ass seems to linger in the lower regions on day 2...By day 5 it’s acting like freshly applied cologne that says “I’am man.”

😬😎



You Grannies never heard of pheromones?

What do you think I grow this billy goat beard for.........

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Sweat and ass seems to linger in the lower regions on day 2...By day 5 it’s acting like freshly applied cologne that says “I’am man.”

😬😎



You Grannies never heard of pheromones?

What do you think I grow this billy goat beard for.........


Museum of past Brunch menus?

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