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...when a cabinet full of Knick knacks fell on him.
Curios killed the cat.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Where is TLee when you really need him?
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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I got another cat last week, almost wrecked my fuqking truck, but I got em. 😁
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And a grown rose through out the land, slowly at first, barely audible, then spreading both in scope, and volume.
Deafening, and reaching the decibel level of a supersonic jet. There was great gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments. many of the old, and feble, a some very young perished in anguish. The clergy all joined together to pray it never would be repeated in the annals of time.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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...when a cabinet full of Knick knacks fell on him.
Curios killed the cat. Like!
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How are your knick-knacks?
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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...when a cabinet full of Knick knacks fell on him.
Curios killed the cat.
You been talking to Les?
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"
The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."
The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."
The dog hands him a ceramic elephant.
Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says "I don't know what to do, I don't even know what this thing is."
The manager says "It's a knick-knack Paddy Wakk, give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"
The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."
The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."
The dog hands him a ceramic elephant.
Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says "I don't know what to do, I don't even know what this thing is."
The manager says "It's a knick-knack Paddy Wakk, give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
That is some Roll Tide sheit right there. 😁
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Of course, it is much appreciated here in the Land of Obscure Humor.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"
The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."
The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."
The dog hands him a ceramic elephant.
Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says "I don't know what to do, I don't even know what this thing is."
The manager says "It's a knick-knack Paddy Wakk, give the dog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Nice!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Regular
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You can tell that's a Dad joke. It's full groan.
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Campfire Oracle
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You can tell that's a Dad joke. It's full groan. Thank ya. Thank ya very much!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I got another cat last week, almost wrecked my fuqking truck, but I got em. 😁 God bless you, son.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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I got another cat last week, almost wrecked my fuqking truck, but I got em. 😁 God bless you, son. Wife and I were riding down the road when a cat darts across the street. "Thump thump". Her: "Didn't you see that cat"? Me: "I hit it, didn't I?" Silence for quite some time...
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Curio cabinet?
A great idea. Young son just moved back in and brought a cat with him. Cookie is allergic, so we have some isolation rooms and she's practicing social distancing. Is there a specific caliber of curio cabinet that will suffice. Don't really want to go for a gory overkill. Just enough to get the job done. Might make for good use of some of my virus bucks. Help here would be much appreciated.
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