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Just scrapin the dogsht, off the bottom of the fire's shoe.

You'll get warmer, when the sun comes up in the morning.

Well thank God this place has YOU to police the content. We are all in good hands, LMAO.

Chucklehead.

I cooked one awhile back that was just starting to smell, a little slimey too it tasted fine, pretty good actually.

Too bad ya wasn't colorblind.

You woulda been Rembrandt.

Yes. Cookie caught a dinner platter load of seafood at an Oregon coastal restaurant years back. I'm not much for savoring things and would have had half the load consumed in a New York minute had she not questioned the quality. Gave it good close sniff test, and yes, there would have been some very serious post consumption consequences.

Staff were quite polite and agreeable, but I was still a little hesitant when the replacement dishes arrived.

I had an Uncle in England, married my mom’s sister, wrenched on aircraft engines while in the RAF up until 1945. Somewhere in all of that he got a big whiff of battery acid, ruined his sense of smell.

He loved to cook, made a living at it, he became a noted Chef for a local hotel.

Of course we ARE talking English food here.

Seems like no sense of smell would be a plus for cooking Indian food.

Duck doesn't know dog food, from dogschit, but GD, he a helluva cook.

LOL

ROTFLMAO

Yea..... Even Fubarski might agree that even I could probably pull of a crumpet.

I cook by taste, sight, and hearing. Sounds crazy. But I have not smelled in my life. It's like suggesting a deaf person can't appreciate music, or a blind person can't understand fall colors.

Only an idiot who has never experienced it, would pass judgement.

Speaking of idiots.

I wouldn't need a sense of smell to tell me a package swollen with the product of off gassing needs to go straight to the garbage bin.

That's because you're not a fugking moron.

The Duck, is a fugking moron.

As evidenced by his posts.

8th Amendment!!!!!

I much prefer following this riot.

Nope.

Just can't smell.

And stop making fun of my disability, lol

Being a damn plumber, there are times I wish I couldn’t smell!

Humans that *aren't* defective, will never understand.

Boo hoo.

Pollyanna POS pretends bein substandard is an advantage.

You pointed out that you're less than average in the OP. So that must have been your objective.

Just come out an let the 'fire know, was you wantin sympathy or just your usual tention ho bit?

As a fellow constitutional scholar, I tend to side with The Duck (his groundbreaking scholarship on the 8th Amendment is almost as revolutionary as my work on the Titles of Nobility clause) and this will be another instance of that. Due to certain restrictions of a religious nature, there are certain foods and combinations of foods that I can't eat. One restriction is that I can't eat dairy products together with meat products, so if I'm cooking for those who don't follow my religious protocols I will cook things that I can't eat or even taste. For some items, I can't even touch them (pork, shellfish, a few other things).

Last week, I made pulled pork with scallops for my neighbors. They said it was the best surf and turf they've ever had. Little did they know that it wasn't pork and scallops, it was canned tuna and Gardenburgers that I mixed with pig urine.

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