Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Mow that front lawn Babe!!! LOL!!!

If ya want her.
You can have the bitch.
But ya gotta take the bills that go along with her!!!
Only thing I ask....
LOL!!!

Got some 3.5 to 4 footers!!!
B&C class!!!!

I gotta hit the back yard this week.
Be GTG to mid july then
LOL!!!

Habitat.

You're a steward of the bunny patch.

You need to grind the blade dull.

You wish. Got my own bitch thank you.

Got a buddy that likes to flirt with mine. I told him she was all his for 80 grand. He stfu.

Lol!!!

LOL

WOW !

Almost done Babe
Getting that 90 ft incline by the drive way.
Good job!!!
Go take your shower .
I will hose the mower down for ya!!!

Gonna grind the blade sharp when i do the back yard later on this week.
She made a comment the blade was dull.

LMFAO!!!!

Harsh.

Years ago my wife wanted to pay to join a gym, I pointed to the mower.

Think she might get upset if I send her a textmsg from down in the mancave with this attached after she gets outta the shower thanking her for mowing the front lawn???
LOL!!!

She's fine ...
Nothing a shower wont wash off her, even grass..
Lol!!!!

She tried the back yard yeeeeears ago.
Proclaimed it was my booger after that.

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I bought my wife a riding lawn mower for mothers day one year. No joke. She loves it. Proudly puts her pink John Deere sun hat and safety glasses on when she mows. She push mowed the yard for over 10 years and it wasn't small. I'm deathly allergic to grass. Its awesome. I cant even be home when she mows or I about die. Late july to the end of August is hell for me. i can tell you the exact day the grass pollinates.

Cookie used ta get them dumb fuggs all the time.
Crunch and a death shake.
Rhodesian ridgeback/american staffordshire terrier mix
He was hell on em for years.
Stupid fuggs get all panicked and cant get out the chain link very good and back into the woodlot .

Cookie is 14 .
Rabbits are safe.
Bark at one once in awhile now.
If he sees one.

I thought this thread was going to be about . . . Well, something else.

LOL!!!!!

my wife has learned not to tell me she is bored

she was scraping my boat last week

For 20 years I said we needed a riding mower and for 20 years she said no she would push the mower (for the exercise). After about three weeks I usually had to take over for a variety of reasons. Last year I said screw it and went out and bought a zero turn mower. She still said she’d do the push mower thing so I just waited and hopped on my new toy. Problem solved. Dave

I thought you’d be taller. Congratulations on the award!