A priest, a charismatic, and a Rabbi were all going to a religious convention, and were neighbors. They decided to ride together. When they all met by the priests car, they found him swinging incense and chanting Latin. Not to be out done, the charismatic preacher laid hands on the car and asked a lengthy prayer for their journey. The Rabbi looked perplexed, Wondering what to do, than with an "ahh!" Ran back to his house and came back with a hacksaw, and cut an inch off the tail pipe.
