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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...

My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!



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300 WSM Ruger Frontier compact nicknamed,,,,"mighty mouse"............

338-378 Wby Accumark nicknamed,,,,,,,"da beast"..........

The other two haven't come with any nicknames yet.


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I always heard that if you have to name a piece of equipment, it’s because it’s a piece of crap.

Like a POS car, ol bessie, the tank, the bomb or leakin lena.

I did know an old retired army 1st sergeant, every time he showed me one of his rifles, it was “Old Bertha” , see him on a return service call, him want to show me another rifle...its name Big Bertha”

I just thought he was a fruitcake. What the F is a “Bertha” anyway? Sounds like an old fat ugly whore.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I always heard that if you have to name a piece of equipment, it’s because it’s a piece of crap.

Like a POS car, ol bessie, the tank, the bomb or leakin lena.

I did know an old retired army 1st Sargent, every time he showed me one of his rifles, it was “Old Bertha” , see him on a return service call, him want to show me another rifle...its name Big Bertha”

I just thought he was a fruitcake. What the F is a “Bertha” anyway? Sounds like an old fat ugly whore.
............lol....POS? Not with my two nicknamed rifles. But I see your point!


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Originally Posted by slumlord
. What the F is a “Bertha” anyway? .


I believe it’s one of the Butt sisters. She was the big one.


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by slumlord
. What the F is a “Bertha” anyway? .


I believe it’s one of the Butt sisters. She was the big one.



I thought Beulah was the bigger one.


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I don't name my rifles. I simply call them what they are....Ruger, Tikka, Winchester, Savage, Remington.....


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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...

My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!




I thought that Private Pyle's weapon was named, "Charlene".


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My favorite rifle, a Ruger M77 in .257 Roberts is "Little Ned". Nothing else in the safe has a name. I'm kind of fond of that one.


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i would name .257 roberts :Bob

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I thought that Private Pyle's weapon was named, "Charlene".

I have more than one rifle

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I’ve not normally been one to name rifles but do often refer to my 400 Whelen as the Colonel.


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Never named a rifle, but if I did I'd name my .257 . . . . Dr Death.

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Originally Posted by stomatador
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Originally Posted by slumlord
. What the F is a “Bertha” anyway? .


I believe it’s one of the Butt sisters. She was the big one.



I thought Beulah was the bigger one.


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I don't name my rifles, but do name some of my boats. All boats are supposed to be female anyway, right?

But mine are named stuff like "dead duck" (paint scheme) and "Smallmouth Special" (interior configuration) and the "Blue Boat" (paint again)


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I never named any of my rifles but guys at the camp called my 308, Doom.

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No named after anyone rifles here; although the one that I won in a gun raffle gets called my "lucky gun". And I always refer to my sporterized Swedish Mauser as "The Swede", and the 257 Weatherby is "The Bee". Buddy of mine does have a 257 Roberts which, of course, is "Bob".

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