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One or two transmissions laying in your yard and a car up on blocks....you can bet ya sweet azz you are a certified REDNECK!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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More furniture in your yard than in your house,,,,,
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without - You just might be a redneck.
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If your high school had a day care center,,,,,?
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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More running chest freezers than cars....
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Your old lady has more tattoos than you do,,,,,,,
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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If your front porch falls down and 3 dogs get injured
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If your high school homecoming queen is 6 months pregnant,,,,
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What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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If the directions include "when you get off the pavement" - or the mileage "It's the first house on the left, about 13 miles out from town"
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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If family reunions are your idea of where to pick up new women,,,,
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What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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I am MAGA.
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Who asked you ? Stick around you might yet smile. Grins
Last edited by Old_Toot; 06/22/20.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Hitting a little close to home.
I am MAGA.
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If your local post office is 25 mailboxes on a rail fence.. you might be a red neck..
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More running chest freezers than cars.... That also describes Alaska bush folk and those living a ways out on the road system. And they're all outside to take advantage of not having to run them in the sub-zero winters. Rednecks perhaps in practice, but not necessarily culturally.
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If you've other people stalking and hatn' on you on the internet, while you live rent free in their heads 24/7, you just might be a redneck
"He is far from Stupid"
”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence”
– DocRocket (In reference to ElkSlayer91)
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If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/
Trump Won!
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If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/ Gunner I actually lol. I must be a redneck, but out daughter was a little.older.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Grandpa:the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Dad:son you have 2 choices for supper eat or don't eat.
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Trump Won!
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If you think fine entertainment is a six pack of beer and a bug zapper.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
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