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I was having trouble placing who this could be...............Until it got to the masturbation part, there is no doubt this is Travis!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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No way. Clark don't know nutt'n bout chinery.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Maybe all his buds can take up a collection, send him to the Pink Lady, let him lay his nuts nut on some midget pole dancer’s forehead while she sings a stevie nicks song. Fixed it.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Reminds me of the time I was..... Oh, nevermind. When I was working in the ER I examined a guy who was complaining of acute abdominal pain. I placed my stethoscope on his abdomen and heard a fierce buzzing sound that was new to me. Sure enough he had a huge democrat w/ its' base well up there in his colon. I told him he would feel better once the batteries ran down. There is no end to the weird that guys can do to themselves...or pay to have done. mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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Maybe all his buds can take up a collection, send him to the Pink Lady, let him lay his nuts on some midget pole dancer’s forehead while she sings a stevie nicks song. And here I thought Las Vegas had a high concentration of creative thinkers. mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work. That's how we do it here in America, mate!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work. That's how we do it here in America, mate! Fuqkin' A Bubba!!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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I like his work ethic.
That's pretty hardcore. I'd probably hire him. Ball is in his court.
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Just another story of a guy using heavy machinery to masturbate that went wrong by ripping off his testicle so he stapled his sack shut with a heavy duty stapler. Nothing to see here. Move along...
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Just another story of a guy using heavy machinery to masturbate that went wrong by ripping off his testicle so he stapled his sack shut with a heavy duty stapler. Nothing unusual about it... Yeah. We've all been there, right?
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Just another story of a guy using heavy machinery to masturbate that went wrong by ripping off his testicle so he stapled his sack shut with a heavy duty stapler. Nothing unusual about it... Yeah. We've all been there, right? Like slamming your sack in a car door repeatedly. I hate it when that happens...
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I've had that happen two or three times myself. This is headlines?
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I've had that happen two or three times myself. This is headlines? Get your shorthairs in the rollers of that belt sander, boy, you’ll see God, at least for a 5 seconds worth
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I've read this a good while back along with
the one about the lonely dairy worker and
the milking machine
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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work. That's how we do it here in America, mate! Protestant Work Ethic!
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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So pneumatic or manual stapler? It didn't specify. Asking for a friend...
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