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That guy really has balls!

Well, one anyhow.


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That'll make your ass pucker by golly!

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Originally Posted by Morewood
I like his work ethic.

That's pretty hardcore. I'd probably hire him. Ball is in his court.



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My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true.

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Originally Posted by gritsnfishin1
My wife runs an animal clinic. I cut the hell out of my arm one day on a piece of tile, i just wrapped it up and kept working thinking it wasn’t too bad. At the end of the day when I unwrapped it I realized it needed stitches. I had her bring home a staple gun they use for the animals. It was sterile and has like 25 staples in it. She cleaned it up, shaved the area and stapled my cut. It wasn’t anything painful like I thought it would be. All that being said, you would have to knock me out before you came close to the twig and berries with that thing. I can’t imagine the internal fortitude that guy had if this story is indeed true.


Yep. If he’s tough enough to staple his on nut sack, you don’t won’t to piss him off. 😬


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They need to nickname him "Mounds".
You know the jingle: "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't".


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Back in '86, I think it was, a friend told me that when he was a youngster, there was an older feller who only had one nut [probably] due to a violent masturbation accident. They called him Scunion.


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Originally Posted by mauserand9mm
That guy's nuts!

no, he's nut


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Stapled his scrotum.....and went back to work.


That's how we do it here in America, mate!


His work work ethic can't be faulted.

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Originally Posted by High_Noon
They called him Scunion.


That's hysterical.


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If youre stupid then you gotta be tough!!!


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...time to nut up and get back to work.

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{'m waiting for the new OSHA lockout directives. And hazard signs/ Do not use staplrt on your bag. -Thanks for the warning - I never would have guessed/


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Which explains a lot.
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Straight outta the obvious (?) file I would have thought.


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It's a bad day when you loose one and don't even realize it.
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had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. The dark objects were one-inch staples of the type used in putting up wallboard.
So, he just shot the staples straight in assuming the straight legs would hold them in place? He didn't use a paper stapler that would bend the legs over to hold them in place? His problem was that he didn't have a tool up to the job. He needed a roofing stapler.


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One inch staples...
Eight of 'em.

Shootin' MOA I guess


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Should have given it a douse of Orange Juice to disinfect.

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Yah, I was thinking, if'n I had to, I'd shy away from the 1" Staples. I mean, that's pretty ballzy.


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braid fishing line and a needle mo better have used on the dog.


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