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https://genesiustimes.com/ozzy-osbo...mmw3cOhuKNCahPa8m0#.XvVmr9weQnY.facebook

As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive nominee Joe Biden.

After an exhaustive search, the Democratic National Committee has selected world renowned rock star Ozzy Osbourne to interpret the unintelligible former vice president.

“We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy’s peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese,” DNC Chair Tom Perez said.

After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn’t the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.

Osbourne is excited about the new role.

“I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?” Osbourne said in his first interview as translator. “And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles.”

Biden expressed some hesitance.

“Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain’t slack, Jack.”


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Or Bob Dylan

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I could see that happening

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They're going off the rails on the crazy train, man.

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Good one!


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Originally Posted by Morewood
They're going off the rails on the crazy train, man.


And they don't have a clue!


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Biden makes sense to liberals. That is the scary part.


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Originally Posted by hanco
Or Bob Dylan


Yep. LMAO !


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Originally Posted by SCgman1
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Ummm... Foster Brooks grin


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Barney Fife.


Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want.

Rehabilitation is way overrated.

Orwell wasn't wrong.

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Originally Posted by SCgman1
Forrester brooks


Ummm... Foster Brooks grin



Probably.......I've been drinking old forrester's a gud bit lately, ....close enough..

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Originally Posted by SCgman1
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Forrester brooks


Ummm... Foster Brooks grin



My thoughts exactly !
Either one of those guys!😁


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Or Obama's Zulu hand signer/"interpreter for the deaf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CujDuBthnOw

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Ignore Biden, campaign for and donate to your local GOP senator if he/she is running for reelection.


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...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!

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