On a lighter note.
The wife and I took to growing hardy kiwis a few years ago.
Unlike the kiwis that most people are familiar with, the Hardy kiwi is a furless fruit that you pop in your mouth like a big grape. The flavor is exactly like a Jolly Rancher sour apple candy.
They're fantastic if you dehydrate them. Preserves are also quite good. I tried making hard cider with them last year and it was an epic failure. I will try again.
Not at a computer and a link is the best I can manage from my phone.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/3D11R4HmnZN21P269FYI, they grow faster than Kudzu... simply unbelievable at how prolific they are.