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Gotta get it off my chest... #15026362 07/06/20
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One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...

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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026370 07/06/20
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i don't think you are italian


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026372 07/06/20
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I spent 10 years living in cave near the Washougal River, doing circle jerks D.B. Cooper

Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026373 07/06/20
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Whatever you say, Sylvester. Now go back to your cabin and drink.

Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026381 07/06/20
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What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026382 07/06/20
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Did you pistol whip your former Commander with a Ivory gripped 1911?


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026390 07/06/20
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Wish I had a life that dull.
Checked the calendar.
Sky diving into an active volcano today.
Tomorrow will be skiing down Mt. Everest.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026394 07/06/20
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Sounds like a good story for a movie. Maybe a documentary.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026400 07/06/20
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Did you also dodge the draft by hiding out in a girls' school in Europe, teaching "physical education"???????


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Hotrod_Lincoln] #15026430 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
Did you also dodge the draft by hiding out in a girls' school in Europe, teaching "physical education"???????


No but life hasn’t been the same since I killed that alien in Central America that wiped out my entire squad of green berets. The memories are all flooding back...

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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: RAS] #15026444 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by RAS
What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


Its against the law to smoke that stuff.


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DONT BE GETTING ANY CORONA ON YA

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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026451 07/06/20
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John, it's time to come home.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: RoninPhx] #15026452 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by RoninPhx
i don't think you are italian


Might be short with a lithp tho. Hard to tell from his posts. smile


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026457 07/06/20
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You too? Were you in 101st too?


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026461 07/06/20
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They drew first blood, sir.....they drew first blood.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: jaguartx] #15026468 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by RAS
What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


Its against the law to smoke that stuff.


We need it to combat the mundane routine of civilian life. You guys just don't understand the heightened senses we possess and the correlating amount of stimuli that keeps us operator types going. You’ll never know the thrill of pistol whipping a mouthy commie with a 1911 till you’ve tried it..

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Originally Posted by Dryfly24
One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...


Need T&A pics or I'm calling BS


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026481 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Dryfly24
You’ll never know the thrill of pistol whipping a mouthy commie with a 1911 till you’ve tried it..


Wax on wax off.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: Dryfly24] #15026488 07/06/20
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It was an honor to have you under my Command Soldier.


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Re: Gotta get it off my chest... [Re: CashisKing] #15026504 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by Dryfly24
One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...


Need T&A pics or I'm calling BS




Since you asked, Hess some footage of one of my old team members at range practice...

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