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One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...

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i don't think you are italian


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Whatever you say, Sylvester. Now go back to your cabin and drink.

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What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


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Did you pistol whip your former Commander with a Ivory gripped 1911?


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Wish I had a life that dull.
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Sounds like a good story for a movie. Maybe a documentary.


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Did you also dodge the draft by hiding out in a girls' school in Europe, teaching "physical education"???????


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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
Did you also dodge the draft by hiding out in a girls' school in Europe, teaching "physical education"???????


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Originally Posted by RAS
What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


Its against the law to smoke that stuff.


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Originally Posted by RoninPhx
i don't think you are italian


Might be short with a lithp tho. Hard to tell from his posts. smile


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You too? Were you in 101st too?


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They drew first blood, sir.....they drew first blood.


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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by RAS
What are you drinking and where can I get some?

Sounds like fun.


Its against the law to smoke that stuff.


We need it to combat the mundane routine of civilian life. You guys just don't understand the heightened senses we possess and the correlating amount of stimuli that keeps us operator types going. You’ll never know the thrill of pistol whipping a mouthy commie with a 1911 till you’ve tried it..

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Originally Posted by Dryfly24
One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...


Need T&A pics or I'm calling BS


If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.



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Originally Posted by Dryfly24
You’ll never know the thrill of pistol whipping a mouthy commie with a 1911 till you’ve tried it..


Wax on wax off.


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It was an honor to have you under my Command Soldier.


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Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by Dryfly24
One time I wandered into this small Washington town looking for an old friend of mine, but this azzhole local sheriff, started giving me a bunch of schit. Him and his deputies tried to hold me down and shave me, but I had this flashback to my time as a prisoner of war. I couldn’t help myself and unleashed my fury on them then escaped. They started a manhunt for me, but I evaded them and the body count mounted till they called in my former commander who managed to talk me down even though they drew first blood.

I just had to get that off my chest. Something happened today and got me to thinking about it. Don’t worry I’ll be alright. Was drinking alone in my cabin in the woods when they sent a helicopter to ask me to come back for a secret mission only I could complete. I told them to fugg off but they keep persisting. Thank God I’ve got the fire to keep me sane...


Need T&A pics or I'm calling BS




Since you asked, Hess some footage of one of my old team members at range practice...

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