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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: rockinbbar] #15027080 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
I used to could piss like that...

Been awhile though.


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: slumlord] #15027084 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He only pees like that after he gets done banging your moms.


Originally Posted by slumlord
I bet michael obama could arc it over a U-Haul truck.


Man you guys are ON today! grin

Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027138 07/06/20
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When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: HuntnShoot] #15027149 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
I'd be more worried about the fact that the guy pissing is buck naked than how far he is pissing.


This


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: jaguartx] #15027153 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
I'd be more worried about the fact that the guy pissing is buck naked than how far he is pissing.


This

maybe there are showers in there lol.


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: Borchardt] #15027160 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Borchardt
When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027187 07/06/20
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That picture brought back memories of 2nd grade. I was doing that in the elementary boys bathroom and my buddy ran in and ran right through the stream. I begged him not to tell so he didn't.

Later on in class, there was knock on Mrs. Olson's door and it was a 3rd grader ratting me out by telling the teacher "he pissed on a kid!" as he was pointing at me in front of the entire class.


LMAO


P.S. NO I wasn't naked you wisenheimers! lol

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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027193 07/06/20
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I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027195 07/06/20
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PISS MONSTER..LOL

Re: Be safe out there. [Re: Rooster7] #15027214 07/06/20
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Once upon a time long ago I could sign my first name into a snow bank or drift in halfway decent cursive handwriting while relieving myself. We called it "autographing", as in; "I'm gonna autograph that snow bank".

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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027320 07/06/20
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Wag more, bark less.

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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027362 07/06/20
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I once had a friend who could piss backwards over his own shoulder - man I was jealous, great party trick. He could also piss over a 6ft wall.

Re: Be safe out there. [Re: websterparish47] #15027402 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by websterparish47
I haven't had that range in a long time.

I still do......... in spurts..........


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15027417 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He only pees like that after he gets done banging your moms.



And after they put some money in his account so he can get some KFC

Re: Be safe out there. [Re: Birdwatcher] #15027425 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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ah..... a cell phone camera at a urinal?


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15027434 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Eh, give yer balls a tug.

LOL

Re: Be safe out there. [Re: stxhunter] #15027446 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
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Hell - anymore I need 1/2 a Viagra just to pee past the toes of my boots!!!! smile smile smile


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: RoninPhx] #15027517 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by RoninPhx
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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ah..... a cell phone camera at a urinal?


That helps too smile




Actually the story behind that photo is I was working summers in a museum in the River Center Mall in downtown San Antonio, the office where we kept all our stuff was in the basement, right next to the men's room. A buddy had that Shako, and since I was going over to the Dark Side (that's what we all call it, even the actual Mexicans smile ) I needed a photo so as to order my own from Pakistan. And there weren't any mirrors in the office.


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: WayneShaw] #15027575 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by WayneShaw
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
I used to could piss like that...

Been awhile though.

Me too. Things sure slow down.....



To a trickle..................... laugh


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Re: Be safe out there. [Re: River_Ridge] #15027584 07/06/20
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Originally Posted by River_Ridge



And he didn't have to put the seat down afterward ............................ grin


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