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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
I used to could piss like that...

Been awhile though.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He only pees like that after he gets done banging your moms.


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I bet michael obama could arc it over a U-Haul truck.


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When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.


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Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
I'd be more worried about the fact that the guy pissing is buck naked than how far he is pissing.


This


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Originally Posted by HuntnShoot
I'd be more worried about the fact that the guy pissing is buck naked than how far he is pissing.


This

maybe there are showers in there lol.


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Originally Posted by Borchardt
When I was about to retire, i would go in the men's restroom with a 20cc syringe full of warm water and if I caught someone on the crapper I would say in a loud voice "When I came to work here I could pee over those stalls, I wonder if I still can." Then shoot the water over the top and watch someone fly out.


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That picture brought back memories of 2nd grade. I was doing that in the elementary boys bathroom and my buddy ran in and ran right through the stream. I begged him not to tell so he didn't.

Later on in class, there was knock on Mrs. Olson's door and it was a 3rd grader ratting me out by telling the teacher "he pissed on a kid!" as he was pointing at me in front of the entire class.


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P.S. NO I wasn't naked you wisenheimers! lol

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I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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Once upon a time long ago I could sign my first name into a snow bank or drift in halfway decent cursive handwriting while relieving myself. We called it "autographing", as in; "I'm gonna autograph that snow bank".

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I once had a friend who could piss backwards over his own shoulder - man I was jealous, great party trick. He could also piss over a 6ft wall.


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Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk.

That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied.

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Originally Posted by websterparish47
I haven't had that range in a long time.

I still do......... in spurts..........


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
He only pees like that after he gets done banging your moms.



And after they put some money in his account so he can get some KFC

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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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ah..... a cell phone camera at a urinal?


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Eh, give yer balls a tug.

LOL


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
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Hell - anymore I need 1/2 a Viagra just to pee past the toes of my boots!!!! smile smile smile


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Originally Posted by RoninPhx
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I have found that the right hat and a steady, manly gaze will win ya space at the urinals every single time cool

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ah..... a cell phone camera at a urinal?


That helps too smile




Actually the story behind that photo is I was working summers in a museum in the River Center Mall in downtown San Antonio, the office where we kept all our stuff was in the basement, right next to the men's room. A buddy had that Shako, and since I was going over to the Dark Side (that's what we all call it, even the actual Mexicans smile ) I needed a photo so as to order my own from Pakistan. And there weren't any mirrors in the office.


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Originally Posted by WayneShaw
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
I used to could piss like that...

Been awhile though.

Me too. Things sure slow down.....



To a trickle..................... laugh


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Originally Posted by River_Ridge



And he didn't have to put the seat down afterward ............................ grin


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