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The madam opened the brothel door in Butte and saw a rather dignified, a well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties.
May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row". Where are you from?"
The man replied, "Great Falls."
"Really," she said. "I have family in Great Falls."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes; and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
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GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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In training to be an obedient master to my two labs
Shooting, fishing and hunting
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Two birds with one stone!
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Nothing like that would ever happen in Butte!
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Fugging Lawyers!
Boy I sure do miss Issac and his Yorkies around here.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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TOO FUNNY!! 
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"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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"Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passin.'"
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Reminds me of the guy that made his wife promise him she would put all his money is his casket with him. She took his net worth and wrote a check and stuck it in his pocket.
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Reading the first line, I knew the John couldn't be FROM Butte.
So, a working lady finishes with her client, and sends him out the cat house door.
She seems a little disappointed and confused. The madam ask her why.
The girl says "Well, I think he is a farmer."
The madam says "How do you know that?"
The girl says "First he complained about it being too dry. Then he complained about it being too wet."
"And when I asked for my money, he said the govt. would be sending a check for at least twice what I was worth."
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Nothing like that would ever happen in Butte! I visited that place once in 1964------US Draft Pre-Induction Physical
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$5000 ? is this per day or month?
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That's where I learned Peter Pan isn't just a peanut butter.  I'm still on drugs from my broken hip. No more stupid jokes!
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