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I got caught peeing in the pool today.
The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I almost fell into the pool!


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When you were 30 you whipped it out and done in 20 seconds or less.

Now you're leaning on the lifeguards stand, grunting, straining, and dribbling in the pool gutter.


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Originally Posted by keith_dunlap
I got caught peeing in the pool today.
The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I almost fell into the pool!



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Got the same email today!




I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind, and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches...but,

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Originally Posted by johnw
When you were 30 you whipped it out and done in 20 seconds or less.

Now you're leaning on the lifeguards stand, grunting, straining, and dribbling in the pool gutter.


Oh yes...56 and know only too well that it is a good idea to make sure it is finished before tucking it back in.

Was pretty pleased today as a young fellow took longer than me to take a piss...small victory but I will take it.


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I didn't have to get older to not care what others thought. I've always been that way........lol.

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Mean old man..........Why didn't you throw the kids some Tootsie Rolls?


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Did you tell him you were just dipping the tip in?


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